Listen up drivers. If you are waiting for a flashing left green light, make sure you have your fucking head up and are ready to go. I am sick of people tex ting (or not paying attention) with their heads down while 15 seconds go by. I am waiting behind you arsehole and so tempted to drive right up your ass… and one of these days, I just might! —Flashing Left Frustrated
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.


just gently roll up to it, put car in low gear, and fucking floor it, bet he/she’ll get the hint in no time at all. either that, or you will get fucking shot. either way, someone wins.
Use your horn, wake em up.
I wait until the arrow turns yellow and then I turn. 🙂
I used my horn because of this before and I got the finger…wtf did I do, it was a little beep for christ sakes and I had given the guy long enough to move
I also hate the idiots who go slow while turning left. Like they don’t notice the long line of other cars waiting behind them to turn left.
Not everyone is texting! Some people are just dumb and are waiting for a certian shade of green. These people drive me flipping crazy!
I see the horn implemented a lot in these situations and … unfortunately, most times the idiot hitting it hasn’t even given the driver in front more than a single second to get those break lights off… impatience is a plague. entitlement becoming a pestilence on our city.
we could all use to take it down a notch or two… it’s only a few seconds.
I’m sure you can feel your precious life slipping by but geez….
by the time you would have taken a deep breath, the traffic should be moving again.
I just honk at them.
15 seconds… holy hell, the horror.
“and one of these days, I just might” No you won’t. You’ll come here and whine some more.
You literally want to drive right up someone’s ass? Well, whatever floats your boat I guess.
As per the other Bitch, use the horn. Just a little beep I find works without much anger from the driver in front, and sometimes you even get a friendly “thank you wave.” In Halifax, that is, probably not in Edmonton where Joe Mullet would likely get out of his pickup truck and smash out your windshield.
Hey Kirbul, 15 seconds could be the entire light.