This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Waiting for Elevators
I work in a large office building downtown. Whenever I press the up button for the elevator, there’s always some jackass who has to punch the already lit up button. Do you honestly think that’s going to make the elevator arrive quicker? Or do you just
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Wow, you win the award for the most trivial nutjob.
Well done. If they had done nothing to deserve a discount, I can’t being to fathom how they could ask for one..I wish I could have heard thier argument, must have been mind-boggling.
Are you dense?People hit the button on pure impulse. Their brain says, “when you walk upto an elevator, push your button.”Sure they could check first, but it isn’t necessary, and doesn’t slow you down – so why bother checking, just push it.
Stunned by Stupidity,Hehehe. Funny stuff. How about the knuckle heads who push cross walk buttons rapidly thinking the light will change faster? Do you think they are the same breed of morons?
Innocent people were just shot in Montreal, and THIS is your biggest problem? Read a newspaper.
I used to enjoy farting in elevators and then pushing the buttons for others to smell hahaa
Whenever I read the Coast’s Bitch section, there’s always some jackass who complains about something so trivial it makes me wonder what it must be like to have a life so perfect that they are bothered by things that don’t even mildly inconvenience them. Do you honestly get angry about this stuff? Or do you just like demonstrating what an [sic] moron you really are??
To Seriously,You’re a cunt. Complaining about dimwits who push elevator buttons is a simple and clever thing to bitch about. Every day people die eating sandwiches, in car accidents and yes, getting shot. So then, you fuck, why should we complain about that? It will only drive you insane. I hope you get stuck in an elevator.
Whoa…calm down GPIN. When was the last time anyone here ever complained about dying from eating a sandwich, in a car accident, or getting shot?? This is a forum to complain…period…about whatever you want. The whole purpose is to generate debate & discussion. Why don’t you get off your high horse you fucking arrogant prick! I hope you choke on a sandwich.
I hate when people cram into the elevator when its my floor to get the hell off. Move the fuck off to the side, I can’t go through you giant fat fucks. Everyone is in too big of a rush in this city. Relax, take time to live…who knows you stupid inbreds just might enjoy it.
big fucking deal, people push an already pushed button, they either don’t realize it’s breen pushed because they’re not paying attention/their minds r elsewhere, or a little voice in their head says ‘maybe the message didn’t get sent so i’ll press it just to make sure, i know i have done this a few times and when i have witnessed others i just smile (for a split second) then i get on with my lifeyo ‘Sick Of Assholes’, r u sick of yourself yet?, i know i am, the irony sickens me
Go play in traffic