To the lady (and I use the term as in ‘of the evening’) who stepped in front of me while I waited in line at a convenience store on Granville St on Thursday at 11am: What? Raised in a field? By gorillas? By gorillas in a field? I know it’s all about you but look around you. We still have a civilization you know. Just look around you… believe it or not, there are other people in the world. I know it’s a drag to wait 20 seconds for me to finish paying for a newspaper so that you can buy your skim milk, but we each have our crosses in life to bear. —Still Waiting

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  1. did she do that thing that lots of line cutters do.. where they look around slyly to see if anyone is watching them and then sort of hypnotically drift into a spot at the front of the line? Those people are funny.. they remind me of really bad magicians who lose cards out of their sleeves and their bunny escapes and pees on spectators.

  2. Must be that knocked up smoker slut mom buying milk for her unborn child since her tits only dispense nicotine.

  3. Anyone watch “The Big C”? I tried to find the clip from the episode where the bitch cuts in line at the garden store and the main character confronts her nicely and after she won’t move she tells her to fuck off because she has cancer or something.

    It would just be perfect in this bitch.

  4. There’s an opening on the lower half of your face, above the jaw – it’s called a mouth, OP, why didn’t you use it? If someone cuts in line in front of me, they’re gonna have their eardrums drilled and dropkicked by yours truly.

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