This is a big ‘fuck you’ to the guy who steps on the gas of his motorcycle constantly outside my apartment every night, just to ‘impress’ or maybe to piss everyone off. There’s a little thing called respect to those who actually like to sleep and don’t give a damn about you’re tough masculinity.
I know you’re from my apartment and the fact that I can hear sitting out front not going anywhere just wasting your gas, by pumping your pedal until it’s at its loudest at two or three in the morning, means you obviously don’t give a damn about your fellow neighbours, but I’m sure the rest of downtown finds you terribly annoying too.
Just because you may be making up for something you lack to impress the ladies, doesn’t change the fact that you’re still making an ass out of yourself, whether you have a small dick or not.—Not impressed
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.
yeah, i got a little shit box down the road that does that, might go out hunting for it tonight. and tune it up a little more than it is, haha.
Just for the record…there is no gas pedal on a motorcycle to step on. The gas is delivered to the engine by use of the throttle on the right handlebar. A flick of the wrist and awaaaaaay we go. Cue Oceanlady theme song >>>”Get on your bad motorscooter and ride…”
For the record, I think throttle revvers are annoying too. The place for that is on the highway, not sitting stationary in the parking lot.
My neighbour is like this…
Noise complaint. Make one.
LOL….reminds me of a 1990’ish Honda Civic I saw last night on Portland Street. He even removed the Honda logo, and lower the car, to ‘try” and make it look like a custom sports car…..duh, it was a self done paint job. Guy had that tin can muffler on it, and kept reving his engine at the lights with black smoke coming out. LOL….doesn’t matter what he does, his car is still a noisy piece of shit.
Oceangilf !!! Thanks for that correction !! Noting like your montrose theme song !!!!!
OP if his tank is locked and you can’t put sugar in it – cut the spark plug wires every night with a nice note on it .
Weedy: Lovin’ the theme song but can’t condone vandalism. If caught, it is the vandal, not the loud biker who will be answering to the law. Better to do as abc123 suggested and make a noise complaint so that the law will be enforced more appropriately.
True nuff I’d be more concerned of the owner getting ya first haha !! Maybe he (op) is big enough? lol