Don’t tell me how much you’re wining or losing, I really don’t care. Don’t ask which machines are paying, they all rape the same money over time. Don’t spend $800 chasing a $500 bonus and expect me to have even a shred of pity or respect for you. Don’t cash a ticket unless you are leaving the bar—we both know that $40 is going straight back in, so why waste my time? I’m busy mixing drinks for humans addicted to booze, not rows of unicorns and fairy bonuses. Grow up. -The Bartender Hates You
This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.
but gamblers are good customers for you right? if they win, they tip you high. if they lose, they drink more to drown their sorrows.
win/win for you. sounds like you don’t like your job much. you really should look at something else – life’s too short and all that.
I know soneone who can go in, plunk 100 down, walk out with 20 and say they won….HUH.
Ummm… isn’t it your JOB to do those things? Don’t like your job? Find another!
Another problem solved by the Great Mr. Meaty!
They’re never gonna read this, they’re playing VLT’s and since you really can’t win on them, they don’t have money for internetz!
The VLT zombies probably do a lot to keep your employer in business OP so I wouldn’t hate them. At least not openly. On here is okay. Never mind.