To my exotic/erotic french Princess:

You were here for Thanksgiving, what a weekend; adventure, relaxation, sex and family. Bird and Cheesy Potatoes. We will co-habitate soon. Dropped you at the airport and felt strange. Missing your new thigh highs and perfect butt. —Canadian Boy

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  1. sounds like my week-end except for the adventure,relaxation,sex,and family part (I didn’t even have turkey) 🙁 🙂

  2. it’s ok I have a thanksgiving ritual : I think of all the things to be thankful for remember that there isn’t any so I go to bed ; curl into the fetal position ;insert thumb into mouth and cry myself to sleep ; good times 🙂

  3. Oh Man!. That’s it. Bitchers – we need to pool our resources and legally adopt Marty and bring him home. We’d each get temporary custody for a week and give him room and board in exchange for a few household chores. NOTE: I specifically did NOT use the word ” slavery”.
    It would be all about unconditional love – and a nice tiramisu every once in a while.
    Who’s with me?

  4. i’m in strange avatar dude. he can share the futon with zee hound…but why for he live in bc anyhoo?

  5. Yep, life’s not so bad out west really. Even Edmonton… the money’s good! And there’s a bunch of cool indoor theme parks at some giant mall to go spend all your money on.

  6. Last night I perfected the “Wallander” drinking game. Everytime Kenneth Branagh looks, confused, sad, or unshaven you take a big slug of aquavit.
    It’s a fun game *Glug*

  7. cheers commander. just picked up the folks, they saw spamalot…two thumbs way up. going tomorrow will see if i can find zZz. are you busy in the bookworld?

  8. I’m reading about Shackleton and working on a walloping case of trench foot from my soujourn outside at lunch. Otherwise pretty slow. Glad the folks had a good time. I put a little display of Python books in one of our windows on the Prince St. side in honour. 4 1/2 hours till my end of day Red Stripe. *Squack*.

  9. i was cataloguing me pa’s book, he has many on that fellow. it’s hard when all you want to do is read them. do you have any asterix or tintin?

  10. Not here. If we did they would be at our sister store – named after a semi-precious green stone and a letter which occurs toward the end of the alphabet. A clever play on our own moniker. All our kid’s stuff is up there.

  11. Not to change the subject, but does anyone know of a band called “Late Nite Lover”, they’re playig down the road tonight, and I was wondering if thet are any good.

    q- did you know that at one time the mall had more functioning subs than the Navy?

  12. …I think I heard that Simon Pegg & Nick Frost were going to play Thompson & Thomson in an upcoming film version.

  13. During the 1985 Naval review I got to tour one of our O-Boats from stem to stern. All that was missing was the moldy sausage and rounds of pumpernickel hanging from the pipes. One of the sailors told us that they regularly write to Amnesty International and ask for information on the Minimal amount of personal space considered humane for prisoners – needless to say, they find it hilarious that they make do with much less.

  14. kid’s books…oh me o my. tintin in tibet, l’ile noire and the destination moon /rocket ship to the moon are some of my faves. i pilfered the term flying coffins from captain haddock. i would prefer that tim burton direct any tintin flicks. sorry hugo don’t know that band…i knew that about the sous-marines and the admiral does too…glugluglug*squack

  15. No offense Fille D’agonie. For sake of categorization we consider them to be for young folks – but we know that it’s mostly adults who enjoy them. (So don’t sic Snowy on me, s’il vous plait – Le Grrrrr)I’d love to see a copy of the one where Tintin visits the Soviet Union. Supposedly some of the ones produced by Herge in the late 30’s and under Nazi occupation had some questionably anti-semitic caricatures in them that were amnended in postwar editions. Leon deGrelle, who was the prewar leader of the far right Belgian Rexist Party and commander of the Wallonien Division of the Waffen SS in Russia claims that he was the inspiration for Tintin. Who knows?

  16. asterix has the best pun names…cacophinix, getafix, vitalstatistix…snowy is definitely my number one comic book dog^^

  17. Poor Snowy gets a rough ride on Teeside Tintin. All sorts of unsavoury threats made against him. Going to the Remembrance Day service at Suuivan’s Pond last year SOBova and I passed a white terrier and proceeded to hum the theme from the cartoons.

  18. i haven’t read any of my tintin/asterix books in years, but the boy loved them and he learned both official languages…ectoplasms^^

  19. *mouse ears* Does the lad take care to downplay the fun he’s having when chatting with Painmom or is it one long Iliad style epic poem of late nights, spiritous liquors and roistering, rogering, and roguery in the big smoke?

  20. i get all i need from his voice and emails. his sense of humour stands out in the typed word…he is 3×3 cubed^^

  21. I cannot believe there was this talk of adopting martym as a household slave, I mean mascot, and I knew nothing of it until now. /gasp

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