You little rat faced shit. You stole a poor mans bike right off of his deck. I am the single income for a family of five and now my ass is walking. I’m sure this bitch wont be printed ’cause I’m swearing, But fuck. come on. You won’t be able to ride the bike around ’cause everyone around here knows what it looked like and you wont be able to sell it cause it looks like a $40 CCM second hand bike, which it is. I hope you really needed that bike last night more than I do on a daily basis. Someone should u-lock your neck to a telephone pole! Fucking bike theif! —add’em up
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.


I’d check this place first OP:
http://www.yellowee.com/site_media/uploads…
Sorry, couldn’t resist. >: ( Thieves suck a thousand miles of dead ass. Check with the local bike shops – they hear “things” and will often help reunite a theft victim with their ride.
Family of five and driving a bike? How do you get all those kids on there? Why didn’t you have a proper bike lock? Why not store the bike in your house? On a good note, that’s one less bikes we’ll be seeing…..unless you look on Kijiji or in the harbour.
U lock. A Breaking Bad fan. Me 2.
Sell your computer, and buy another bike?
sell a kid on the black market and buy a 4-seater.
then y’all can commute.
oh, his lock was in use… in the basement. I see.