As of late, my bum has been hurting more than usual. I don’t know if I should expect blood? -Just Me
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2014.
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As of late, my bum has been hurting more than usual. I don’t know if I should expect blood? -Just Me
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2014.
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WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE! THERE MAY NOT BE NURSES BUT GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!
Or you drank rum and got rum bum, in which case yes there will be bleeding. This is where you dab instead of wipe!
You need to lay off the donairs for a while.
And the sodomy.
But mostly the donairs
What the hell is “more than usual”? My bum is fine all the time and if there was a hurt in that region I would be seeking medical attention. It would alleviate the pain and also be an opportunity for someone to be attentive to my azz.
Today it’s sunny, but that’s doesn’t mean the weather is warm enough for corn, so jamming last years corn husk up your dirt chute is going to hurt, get a second opinion.
Piles?
Believe you me, you can put lots of things up a bum. LOTS! And no blood.
WTF is “rum bum” Haz?
Give the anal a rest for a week or 2.
MOD, if you could put “paging Dr. Meaty” right before Meaty’s first comment, that would be great.
Oh, and chipotle.
If I can give a slice of advise, please go get that checked before it becomes serious. As one who has had a cancerous polyps removed as well as a few others, don’t wait.
GROSS
Rum Bum would be when you have had too much rum to drink the night before and it feels like molten lava is leaving you when you’re hung over on the can the next day.
Rum bum ….sounds like a similar problem I heard of on a site where a guy said he got ‘orange dick’ once a month & couldn’t figure it out.
Seems that every month his mail order copy of Hu$t!er would arrive he’d sit back & enjoy it along with a big bag of chee tos …. next morning …. ‘the problem’
~;p