We were about to get a laser for our cat out of the vending machine when we realized there were none left…. feeling disheartened, we realized we would have to go out of our way to get to a dollar store….when lo and behold, you arrived ready to fill the machine for us! Oh how the stars alighn some times… We were going to buy some when you kindly handed three over, no charge!
you made our day and our plump kitty thanks you with all his heart!
-zZz
This article appears in Dec 17-23, 2009.
God don’t you just hate it when people give you free shit?! That really grinds my gears, I tell ya!
1. Since when can you get a laser pointer from a vending machine? That’s awesome!
2. More of a Love than a Bitch…but I’m glad there’s a happy kitty.
I DID post is on LTWWL… what the hell?
andy’s drinking earlier than usual today….
it was at a mexican/chicken place on quinpool.
once in a while, I feel like cleansing my colon.
zZz, I read a study that those laser toys make cats neurotic. They need to catch something in order to feel fullfilled…Saying that, I still use mine! Can’t beat free stuff!
curious. I think my cat is so smart that she’s caught on to the whole “there’s nothing to catch” thing or she’s just plain lazy because she barely even makes the effort to look at the little red dot when I try to get her to play. Silly little thing.
Where do you attach/insert the laser on the cat?
hahahaha my cats even HEAR the chain rattle on the laser pointer and they’re there, at the wall looking for the red dot.
My cats will sit at the wall for like an hour after I stop shining the laser on it, waiting for it to reappear…my male cat will also play with one cheerio for hours on end so…I don’t think either are the brightest crayons in the box.
when a milk tab or ping pong ball are your most prized possessions, I think you have a right to be amazed by lazer’s….
cat’s claim to be smart but they’re really not so much.
No, cats are quite smart (usually). It’s just that they don’t need complex entertainments to keep themselves amused, for the most part (the exception to that, of course, when they’re “playing” with small, furry, squeaky playthings that keep trying to run away… Cats are *nasty*. Smart, but nasty.).
I tend to think cats are more bored than stupid, hence why they chase after lasers and Cheerios while looking so serious and intense. Then again, they are also among the laziest of all animals. Why are cats so serious, anyway?
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all I want is a cat with laser beams attached to it’s freakin’ forehead.