To all the drivers on the Herring Cove Road who slow down to five miles per hour to go over the three inch drop in the pavement. The engineers and builders of your cavalier SS Range Rover H whatever, and your 3/4 ton truck have all taken such a humongous obstacle into consideration when building your vehicle. Hint, how many vehicles do you see abandoned on the side the road with a wheel broken off. Don’t see any tow trucks parked on the side of the road to take advantage of all the business. Speed up, you’re ruining my buzz. —Matt

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  1. Yyaaawwwwwwwnnn! Nukka, are you STILL carrying on like this? Your wigger ebonic, “troubled-inner-city-yoot” trolling is getting borrrrrrrrring, man. Time for a new angle. Seriously.

  2. Wow. I agree with OB. If my little rusty Hyundai can hit that bump safely at 40-50, any normal car should too.

  3. Wow. I actually agree with Nukka..

    I will take obstacles as slowly as i want, op. My car is not yet paid off and my new winter tires were a small fortune. So i’m not gonna be seabiscuiting over random shit like ryan gosling.

    And you can just idle behind me and deal with it.

    xo

  4. There is nothing funnier than seeing a car with embelishments that are worth 3-4 times the cars bluebook value.
    I remember a guy in Dartmouth years ago had a 5000 dollar stero system in a second hand K car !

    Thinking back about it now …. I still find it hilarious.

    I wonder if he could be nukka’s dad ??!??
    ~;p

  5. but o.p., those 3 inches could fuck up the ground defects on the little shitbox neons. and let’s not forget about the devastation it could cause to the ego, of said owners of shitbox little cars.
    but the 1/2 tons should just be running over that shit like raindrops in a puddle.

  6. nukka your girls better be smarter than you, not that it would be that hard to do. But then again, if they were smart they wouldn’t be with you.

  7. OP, I knocked the steering alignment on a bump smaller than that. It cost me a set of tires.

    Your tires may have road hazard insurance, mine didn’t so I had to replace them out of pocket.

  8. I’ll go over a three inch drop as slow as I wish OP. You should be thanking the other drivers for saving you unnecessary wear and tear on your vehicle.

  9. It’s not just alignments either… when you snap a strut going 40-50 off the ledge, don’t go crying foul.

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