My second half has a friend who calls him up all the time asking him what he thinks about how this broad looks whether on TV or a female person that they used to know. He even asked my partner if he would like to screw that particular person. My partner is married so keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. I think that it is very immature and tasteless to ask a married man if he wanted another woman to screw. That is not saying much for the wife. This person never had a relationship for 15 years until two years ago. Boy oh boy when this person was with this woman for two years you NEVER EVER heard from him. This woman that he was with was the best thing since sliced bread. She had a cunt to die for, so he said, that was his opinion. He always bragged that she did the best 69 and that he had to pull her hair out of his teeth. Apparently she made the best and tallest chocolate cake. She was everything and everybody’s else’s mate was dirt. Guess what happened, it was only a short while ago he came home and all his belongings were out on the front yard. She got tired of him because his pecker was too small and she did not get aroused over him anymore. Now he is calling everybody up again after all this time and causing trouble in other people’s relationships. I have a few words to say to this fellow and that is you might as forget it bud and go back to the PALM SISTERS and STOP calling up my mate unless you want to talk about normal things. —Get a Life Bud
This article appears in Aug 2-8, 2012.
Well. SOMEONE’S got their granny panties in a bunch.
Loosen up, lady!
Everyone involved here seems like a complete tool. You, OP, for assuming that his lady left him after two years because of something stupid like the size of his penis, and the friend of your partner for disclosing all of this private info to others. And also, your own partner for relaying all the juicy details to you. I’m assuming here that you’re all adults because you said you’re married, so please, act a little more like adults.
Well OB, I feel sorry for your other half. Do you honestly believe people, married or otherwise, never fantasies about other people (either close to them or strangers)? Have you never been in a locker room. I’ve heard the trash/potty/sex talk is worse than the men’s room.
Oh BTW, how do you know his dick was too small and didn’t arouse her. Surely you never talk to her about their sex life, did you?
EITHER YOU ARE QUEER, OR JUST FUCKING STUPID. ACT LIKE YOU ARE ALIVE.
I had a difficult time reading this.
what a long, convoluted way of telling the world some guy’s lollypop is small. set up!
The only memorable part of this story is the chocolate cake.
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EITHER YOU ARE QUEER
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or a toothless fucktard hillbilly.
Nice language, arsehole.
Wp