You knock the crap right out of my herpesmaximus before it gets a chance to take ahold of my lips and turn them into an unrecognizable monstrosity. I love you for that. —The Other Blue Pill

This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.

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  1. Sounds like the title and plotline for next summer’s Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer blockbuster.

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