Funny how all you people who put down Valentines Day and the people who celebrate it, happen to be single. Jealous? Sorry you have no one to spend it with! —Can’t wait for pasta and wine with my man on V-day

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  1. Eh, it’s just another day for me — always has been single or not. It’s even too commercialized for me. I don’t need a day to show my partner how I appreciate them: I truly believe that’s something you do 365 days a year 🙂

    Though. I DO enjoy the 50% off heart-shaped chocolate on feb 15th.

    Oh and most of my single friends don’t bitch about V day… It’s my coupled friends who are usually going on about how overrated it is. *shrug*

  2. I’m married ….its just another day, although i did get my honey something for her collection. better than candy or a bunch of damn flowers which are just going to be rotten/dead in a couple of days .

    I’m thinking of making her a card… something with a nice saying, like

    Front – How does ya knows , I luv’s ya babe

    Inside – I fucks ya , don’t I

    Merry valentines day

    That ought-a work. Or is it too mushy ?

  3. White Point Beach Resort for the weekend for us, bad weather kindly fuck off.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I wanna stick my dick in you

    Too mushy?

  4. I’m going to get rip roaring drunk as I’ve decided it’s the cut off date to mourn my relationship with a person that treated me like shit and didn’t deserve me in the first place. My heart will catch up to my brain soon enough.

  5. Valentine’s Day is a joke! Who came up with the idea of having it the day before payday? Should be in the spring when the saps rising anyway.

  6. No guys, she got me. I’m so jealous that i cried myself to sleep over this post before i even read this post i am so jealous :p Also i’m glad i have “all you people” just as jealous as i am, putting down valentines day with me!

    But chocolate’s gonna be on sale saturday and pof will be flowing with lonely girls so i got that going for me which is nice.

  7. OMF, it’s a goddamn Hallmark holiday. You’re a sucker if you subscribe to this shit show, just another way for retailers to fleece you silly. I’ve been with my darling Hub Unit for 32 years – we did all the V-Day crap when we were first dating – then we realized what a soul-sucking scam this whole business is. No amount of sappy cards, chocolates and flowers can could ever show how much we still love and respect each other after all these years.

  8. My Man? WTF? If you require a man to make you a complete person then you are the one who has got the world all wrong. One can tell from your bitch that YOU would be the jealous one if you were single on February 14. BTW, please update us on the 15th as to how your V-Day went. Betcha it isn’t the fantasy you envision at this moment in time.

  9. poor, poor op. has to wait an entire year before she gets that loving treatment.

    just once a year when hallmark/walmart decree IT SHALL BE SO ?

    poor op. I get love all year round!

  10. I wonder what op’s ‘man’ would do if she tried to pull off a pasta and wine night on January 17. or july 21st. or even (gawd forbid) November 5th.

    quel horror!

  11. Pssst, don’t tell anyone… but the flowers are on sale saturday too.
    :-O

    It’s going to be so shitty out, I don’t think anyone’s really going to enjoy going out anyways.

    Everyone should just stay home and play Drunkopoly.
    Any time you have to pay anyone rent/mortgage a property/every house you take down, it’s also time for a shot of beer.
    15 shots for having to drop a set of hotels softens the blow a bit and at least you’ll feel pretty good when you go bankrupt.

  12. Lolol Mr. Meaty–what fun we could have mudwrestling for Koda’s cock 😀 Especially if we kinda mixed the rules with Zed’s Drunkopoly schema–Now THAT sounds like a Valentine’s Day celebration!! I would let you win, of course, since the golden turkeyneck was offered to you, but I would make you call me ‘Mr. Kaufman’–dontcha just LOVE a good cockfight!…”tank you berry much” ;D

  13. Well, if you’re a guy and Koda’s into it… otherwise… yeah… yeah………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

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    Voice of Treason (02/12, 8.24PM)

    You shouldn’t mourn a loss on Feb. 14th but instead rejoice and dance for joy that you have come to understand that the person that treated you like shit is gone or soon will be. Life is too short to feel and be treated that way. Valentine’s day is meant for people in singledom as well as coupledom. There’s no shame in either.

  15. I know Klyde. It took me awhile to realize it’s nothing I’ve done, but HIS issues that make him treat people like disposable garbage. The loss I’m mourning is also of my child that I miscarried that was his. When I told him I was upset he wasn’t being there for me he sent me an email and told me I deserved better than him, didn’t deserve the chances I gave him before. He then changed his email address and blocked my phone number as spam. Classy huh?

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    Voice of Treason (02/13, 7.26PM)

    My thoughts and prayers are with you on the loss of your unborn child. He sounds real classy, I know it’s hard to forget. I’m not sure if he has any other kids, but sounds to me like he’s running away scared. His reasoning sounds like a cop-out to me. It’s hard to be in a relationship when there is only one person caring, so HELL yes, you deserve better.

  17. Thanks Klyde. Yes, that’s exactly right. If only one person cares it isn’t really a relationship is it.

  18. @ OP: What is wrong with you? Why would you say that? Take a good long look at yourself in the mirror sometime. You should be ashamed.

  19. “I ain’t doin nothing or lifting a finger.”

    We got a regular don juan up in here ^^

    I’ve eaten four cupcakes so far today so I think that pretty much means a successful v-day for me.

  20. I’m not single op. I’m getting married on April 1st. And I think valentine’s day is fucking stupid.

    I’m sure you’ll poopoo this. Just like i’m sure you already have a ring.. right?

    My point is that all this stuff? It doesn’t MEAN ANYTHING. The only thing that has any objective meaning whatsoever is the ability to file taxes together. So happy hallmark card day that doesn’t get you jack shit. We’re above all that lip service nonsense. Every day is valentine’s day for us. But good for you, sweetie. I’m sure you’ll be together, like, FOREVA!

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