I’m excluded, pitied, scorned, and made to question my own solitude.
Why do people need a special day just to show some love? Why not do it every day? Or, why not have a singles day? All those suckers attached to someone can look through the restaurant windows with longing as I eat my discounted plate of spaghetti happily by myself. —Single Mofo
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.
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exactly. don’t believe all those carleton cards. being ‘a couple’ is not the do all/end all. i’ve had both and i prefer single.
What the hell Woggers, what about Gary?
lol ivan! that’s me. half price chocolate and lots of it!
gary is down for the count sadly. hope he is feeling better soon tho.
You and SOBova both, Molly.
Wogdog; If thats the case, then why would you say “except 4 gary, and he’s taken” not even a week ago? Thats right, no one was paying attention to you so you dropped the Gary card to stir up some attention. Its your routine now, your very transparent. Just like the Christian card and pretending to be offended by others, all while you’ve said some really twisted stuff that doesn’t remind me of the Bible’s teachings whatsoever. Your fake, your transparent, now go away.
Nobody is pitying you. Who has the time?
When I was single I didnt care, but if you have friends who are just round them up for a girls night in. Wine and food will bring you joy.
sonic go look elsewhere 4 a fight ok. i answered your question now kiss off asshole.
I wonder who has his fist up wogdog’s ass , now?
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Wogdog; I’m not looking for a fight, thats why I generally ignore your nonsense. Its just when you trap yourself in such an obvious contradiction, I can’t help myself. Now you must repent for the horrible thing you just called me. Oh wait, thats another contradiction in the life of being a bible thumping hand puppet. Like I said, go away Gary More.
ivan, for sure it won’t be you. ‘i’ve-an-asshole..you are still way too amazed at your own self discovery to have any luck with the ladies, remember.
sonic..i owe you nothing. you are an imposter 4 or 5 times over, at least i tell the truth and if that don’t suit you, tuff. i don’t explain myself to assholes like you. period.
“Oh Madame – you’ll say ANYTHING!” >: )
*sigh*…
I miss wogdog’ and wogdog. …
We’re left with the insufferable version 1.0 all full of bugs and glitches.
Wogdog; Thanks for another contradiction, you have explained yourself yet again to me on this thread. Blow Me, Life Sucks, Gary More, Wogdog, and there was one more that I know of. Yup, the five times over impostor is me.
I’m waiting for the man who makes every day feel like Valentine’s Day 🙂
sonic and you still dont hear well, dig the shit out of your ears.
NurseHezz I’m still waiting for my Prince Charming, to save me.Oh well I guess, I haven’t kissed enough frogs to find my handsome prince……Someday…*Daydreaming*
I thought I found my knight in shining armour once… Turns out he was just a fucktard in tinfoil lol
I miss the Fabulous Froodle.
*That* guy was AWESOME!
By the shining beard of Dennis Cato, I swear this to be true.
P
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Gary went down on the Count?!
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Jesus.
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sooo..did yea get garlic bread still? 😉
Nurse I still have my dented and rusted armour. LOL.
Awwww, good morning Timothy, my dragon slayer 🙂
If you already have a dragon slayer, can I be the cowardly lion?
Who in their right mind wants to slay Dragons?!
The Captain is the type to slay Dragon slayers.
Not only would it be really fuckin’ hard, but they’re just so damn awesome you wouldn’t want to kill ’em. I’d much rather have one as a friend than an enemy. Fuck Dragon Slayers!
So, ladies, looking for a Dragon Slayer Slayer in Shining Armor? Than look no further >;D
My armour’s made of cracker boxes.
Cap’n, you know officers don’t do any real work.
You’re right, Ivan… Dragons are pretty damn impressive!
Wait , Whut? That was The Captain.
Ivan’s been a Colonel, an Admiral, an Oberst, a Master and Commander, a Pope, a Tsar, and who knows what else.
But, I’m not The Captain, who is a great swell in his own right.>: )
So the Captain’s up for hunting the most dangerous game…
Where do you shop for underwear with balls that big?
“Ivan’s been a Colonel, an Admiral, an Oberst, a Master and Commander, a Pope, a Tsar…” – And The Captain has been NONE of these things. Sir Ivan has an outstanding resume. The Captain only hopes to one day accomplish a portion of what the esteemed Colonel has done.
you’ll always be uncle vanya to me, commandante
zZz… That’d be “Ye Ol’ Brass Ballz, Every Knights Cast-Iron Underwear Boutique.”
They have a 50% off sale on now for all of their ‘Lance Enhancement Products’
Legend in me own mind, I is.
Big sloppy Slavic cheek kisses to Painey & The Keptin.
RAWK!
Hopefully you get that wish someday HurseHezz ….me I traded my armour in for a big ole Canadian diamond, & gave it to my sweetie last year. No more damsels in distress or dragons for this guy ~;)
Thanks More… I’m reserving a spot for a sparkly declaration of love myself 🙂
Nurse, sparkles eh. Now what were they called again? That’s right cubic zirconia. Nah my dear, never anything that cheap for you.
A cubic zirconia would make me just as happy, as long as the love was real 😉
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Saw this on the way to work.
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LOL’d
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