If you’re going to wear sweatpants in public to a restaurant, please for the sake of humanity choose a pair that fit. Having to witness your colossal ass chomping down and engulfing your sweatpants is enough to make babies cry. Are you not aware they don’t fit? Do you not look in the mirror? Or are you unable to see what’s going on behind you? Your front end was not a pretty sight either. We’re not quite sure what constitutes that bulge in your pants unless your vag is severely swollen, or your belly has sagged down and covered it. You’ve got a shape worse than Grimace on a bad day, but at least he looked good in purple. You on the other hand “Hi, I’ll be your server today. Can I get you something to drink. Here’s your menu.” Yes, that’s what we think of you. —Tip, Don’t Trip
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
Hey now OP, they paid 98 + tax for those pants. Lolz
Here’s a novel idea, don’t look.
Didn’t your mother ever teach you that “it’s rude to stare”?
Ohhhh fuck, now I get it, you’re a closet Chubby Chaser in denial.
as long as their bum doesn’t smell , who cares
Like I’ve said here before about lycra & spandex…should be a cut out guage that if you don’t fit through, if any part of you in any way makes contact with the sides…you cannot buy certain garments .
Sure would make it easier on the eyes for the rest of us.
Not only was her mouth hungry, sounds like her pussy and ass were too. OB, pity you don’t have pictures of that land walrus. Sounds like it was worth a laugh. Lots of women in this city have the bulgy vag going on, and what the fuck is it? Vag fat? Loose vag lips? Its like they want their vag to replicate the same shape as their chunky ass.
For you seb 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKbBkDWbI9g
The proper term is “gunt”.
Vacuum sealed, to lock the freshness in!
what’s the matter o.p., nuts in a tight knot today, or pussy all sweaty and no sex in sight. jesus fuck, you are one rude fuck. how about you give your real name next time, and we’ll see that all the bigger people get to pay you a little visit, on your lunch break. and we’ll make sure, that they lean in close to you, and don’t wipe their asses, after they have a massive crap. how does this now make your day. thought you wouldn’t get any flack, wrongo chummy.and by the way, no, i am not overweight, or near it.
i would be VERY careful that your appearance doesn’t make anybody sick.
Some of us are VERY fussy.
Just saying.
OP, STFU and trade those PJ bottoms in for a real pair of pants.
“jesus fuck, you are one rude fuck.”
Eloquent as always, Sucks
thanks t.j., i keep striving for perfucktion.
Alot of women are wearing clothes that dont fit like tights as pants so tight that their pussy bulges right out and u can see both vagina flaps hanging down. They do this in hopes some man will notice and do them in hopes of getting pregnant to get a big cheque each month.
Oh great. Bon’s back.
One illiterate dumb bitch leaves, and another comes back.
*shakes head*
yes bon, and that’s exactly what i keep my peepers peeled for. ah, the twins, gotta love them both.
If sweatpants are too tight, doesn’t that automatically make them “yoga” pants? I agree, people should be aware of their body type and dress accordingly (same thing for bikinis at the beach).
I’ve been trying to work up the nerve to drop a nice cold coin down the next butt crack I come across.
pencil
That would be too easy to remove though.
http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/u…
That would be fun to remove! Except the touching it part…