Hey Bitchers,
‘Tis the season for hating on Valentine’s Day. We want to hear from you! Do boxes of chocolates get your blood boiling? Stuffed animals make you cringe? Get your hate (or your love!) on.
Much love,
M.
PS: Get ready for a tidal wave of Bitches comin’ your way.
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.


It’s a Hallmark holiday and that’s all it is – just another fucking excuse to keep the consumer machine chugging through expectation and guilt.
I’m full of love. And Valentine’s Day will be my sisters and the Captains anniversary, whats to bitch about?
If you can’t show your love for the other 364 days, this one day isn’t going to redeem you.
Another merchants day !
Set up for the gullible … anyone ever notice for example a dozen roses triples in price ?
That’s why i give them at other times of the year to my lover & never on Valentines day ~;)
Label me cheap if you want to …I consider it , not being Stupid.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo5b7Su…
Who the fuck is M? How do you love people you don’t even know?
Just another day that I have to spend money on the old ball and chain. A shag is more expensive on Valentines Day, thats all
I cant believe any woman would bed you Berr…
oh wait you pay her to ‘shag’, so the old ball and chain of yours is a prostitute.
it all makes sense now.
M is the moderator…. you clown cunt.
hey any excuse to get some chocolate is good enuf for me. but no cheap stuff only lindt wii do for me….
I treat my wife to supper almost every weekend, place her on a pedital, tell her I love her once a day and garnish her with jewerly. I seem no harm telling Valentine to fuck off. Happy wife…happy life. Our birthdays are in February, one day apart.
I have a hot Valentine’s Day date with a gay man.
He’s informed me he’s a ‘sure thing.’
So not much to bitch about from my end.
Hey Petty K …maybe you can ‘cure’ him
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and here come the valentines bitches…
Geez op. Get over it. it’s just a day. me and my loverduck are cheesy as fuck every other day too.. why suddenly all the effort? Do we annoy you less because it’s the 8th and not the 14th? pfft.. calendar slave.
I get the feeling that crayons’ reading comprehension needs a bit of work.
I find that reading her comments in Amy Farrah Fowler voice helps a great deal.
Valentine’s day, the February chocolate survival connection between the Christmas chocolates / sweets and the Easter Bunny/eggs/peeps binge.
valentines day is useful. i don’t ‘celebrate’ it any more than any other commercially bloated day, but chocolate comes on sale afterwards, and that’s always nice.
damn , just reading this i realize i really love hallowe’en and celebrate it like mad. although i make all the house decor, i don’t buy it. but still, i get lots of chocolates for the horde. and i get the leftovers.
but yeh, can you imagine the tsunami of postings about to be spewed forth as people fall in *love* and fall out of *love*. you have my sympathies mod.
Senor Do you have a single brother like you? lol
I would love to meet a man who would treat me nice.
Ugh Valentine’s Day, another bloody date to try and remember.
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/valentines_day
After spending 2 Christmases alone,getting through another Valentines Day alone is a walk in the park.It’s still lonely,though.
V-day when I’m single = mass commercialism & barbaric ritual
V-day when I’m attached = Fuck tha chocolate, da Bastard best be buyin me JEWLERY or no poon-tang!