To the cop who told me to “Go to the library and look it up” when I asked him to explain section 87 (1) of the Liquor Control Act when I was handed a fine for public intoxication: Why don’t you go look up a treadmill, you fat, useless fuck. Seriously though, you must really have to be completely useless to get assigned to a desk job in the drunk tank.
And to the cops who jeered me and my friend as we left the police station: It’s nice to know that we have 12 year-olds patrolling our streets.
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.
Two keys words there, ‘public’ and ‘intoxication’, I am sure you can figure out what you did wrong, nothing more really needs to be explained. Cops are hired enforce the law, not to explain it to drunk people.
Jesus Andy, you sure are a snide fucker… The cop probably told him to look it up because he didn’t know it himself…You would be surprised at how much these guys don’t know… Its all attitude and uniform…