You would think that a two- or three-storey church/tabernacle the size of a fucking football field built right in the heart of of the g.d. peninsula might have given some thought to a fucking parking lot of some size—any size, really. Instead, for those of us with no driveways in this dense old urban ‘hood, parking two blocks away from our home is a constant, constant pain in the ass while being flooded by suburbanites in big ol’ shiny cars almost every day. It’s awesome for you that you have no-parking signs out front, wish I could get the same, but no. Fuuuuuck, man. -Me
This article appears in May 1-7, 2014.
Just wait until some offshore investor buys Citadel Hill to put up a mega-mosque. I’ll take bagpipes and noonday guns over hysterical caterwauling, any day of the week.
were both the homes and the church built before everyone had cars?
Put up “if you park here, you love gay people” signs in front of your hood home! That should scare off those church people.
I like gay people. Males….-
Maybe they did consider parking and planned on using the street for parking?!
Maybe the City’s urban planners who okayed the project were the ones a bit a short-sighted? Or does it have to the church-people…?
I have a parking spot at my Clayton Park apartment, but this is similar to the parking situation at the huge church just around the corner from me. Only, the issue is how dangerous it is to drive by when church is letting out. People just walk and drive all over the place, pulling out in front of moving traffic…I’m surprised there haven’t been more accidents.
Where do you fuckers park in the winter when the parking ban is on? Like seriously, I’d like to know.
Hell cranky we park in our driveways…I can get at least 8 cars in mine & that is if they don’t crowd up …probably fit at least a dozen quite easily, if you park them like they’re at a mall in the city ~:D
Nice, I can only get two in mine.
I’ll take as many as I can get up… wait… were talking about cars… never mind…
Oh ye of little faith, once the ROP takes over Halifax and renames it Kuffarville the automobile will be banned as haram, problem solved.
I heard that the two lads from North Preston are planning to use the Boko Haram Defence.
I went to church before.
“God is everywhere, but I have to go down there to see him?
Really?
I go down there and he’s pissed at me and I owe you money?
Fuck that shit.”
– Bill Burr.
I know this church. They’ve tried to deal with parking for years. If it makes you feel any better, they’re in the works of deciding whether to buy new property and rebuild elsewhere. The
Church has been there for a very long time, and that particular community has grown massively in the years.