I can only hope this gets published and you read it next thursday, you fucking loser. When we agreed that I would pay your FULL ASKING price for the turntable and that I would be back at 1 O’clock the next day, I assumed ( oh silly me) that we had a deal.
I knew I could swing the purchase out of my paycheque, but I figured Id put my DJ gear for sale anyway.
It sold in less than an hour, I was so excited to have the cash ready to go!
I come into work this morning to open my email to read:
“Sorry man, a friend of mine saw my ad and just came through with $300.00, I’ll def keep you in mind for some wax or my monitors though.”
Really?? What are you fucking sorry for???
Youre not sorry, you just dont want to think of yourself as the untruthful loser that you are.
Youll keep me in mind??? Dont worry, you wont have to try to hard to remeber, ill see you soon
This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2008.
Yeah , as anyone who has ever tried to sell something knows; I’ll be back for it later” means “I’ll come back for it in a week after I’ve sold my stuff or never at all ” Money talks. Leave a deposit on things you intend to buy and get a receipt. Don’t know the particulars of the deal, but I do know I’ve been left holding goods for people who never return.
Yup Dave I agree!! People aren’t assertive enough to fucking well say I don’t want that.