Yes, I understand that you think sending me flowers is a romantic gesture. I understand that roses are expensive. I am flattered that you think I’m worth the expense. But, asshole, you deciding to shell out money on a virtual stranger who never, ever gave you any indication that she was interested in you in any way was your decision. To freak out at me because I don’t want to go to dinner after you sent me flowers is crazy. And, to tell me how unappreciative I am is nuts. You don’t even know me. We only meet once before, for fuck sakes! And I didn’t even talk to you, I spoke to your wife. That you and your wife are now parted makes no difference. I am not interested, and I don’t owe you anything! Fuck! Can you imagine what this lunatic would think I owe him if I had let him buy me a hamburger? —Disenchanted
This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2011.
A budding stalker?
Now you know why he’s separated from his wife. To flip out like that not only demonstrates his unreasonable expectations but also shows his glaring immaturity (read: the dumb dick wants to get laid). When the roses are dead, send ’em to him C.O.D.
Dude is an asswipe.
http://acsbore.files.wordpress.com/2010/05…
Sounds like a real loser…and a possible stalker.
What CE said.
Be careful about accepting an apology too.
I know it’s wrong…..but I wonder what this guy looks like?
Must be the guy from the online dating bitch. LOL.
Creeeeeeepy!
Sure OB, lead him on !
Keep treating him mean & keeping him keen !
After all whats a little BJ action amoung casual acquaintances ? & he got you flowers…I can’t believe you didn’t immediately get on your knees ~;)
Seriously, watch your back.
damaged…
Return the items with a note that you’re not interested and to cease and desist. If he doesn’t, he can expect a visit from the boys and girls in blue.
I suggest you get some mace. Yes, it’s “illegal”, but you can still buy kinds made for animals, and laws against self defence aren’t to be taken seriously anyways.
yes, a stalker indeed, or just some poor, misguided fool, that took a wave and a smile the wrong way.
it happens everyday, in the real world. just tell dude to go away, or he will be visited by the fuzz. and i don’t mean the below fuzz.
..yea you might wanna let this ‘suitor” know that you are NOT interersted sounds like a whack job
Yikes!
Suggestions from the net when saying No nicely just isn’t cutting it
(or how to turn a guy off):
-Hit him really hard, preferably with an object in your hand, and then say, “Bug.”
-Ask him if he knows that Jesus loves him
-stare at him…non-stop…preferably with a visible booger in your nose
-scratch your crotch occasionally while talking about the sailor you picked up on the weekend
-get in real close then spit your p’s–start every sentence with,”Personally, I…” or “People piss me off when…
-have a friend call you when your near him, than say, Hi Doctor Brown! My syphilis test came back positive? Woo! that’s a relief! I was so sure I had it.
-bind your breasts and tell him that your implants were defective
-tell him that unless his penis is 9 inches plus, he’s wasting your time (this could backfire)
-talk only about your problems, interrupt him constantly, refuse to talk about anything but yourself
And, my personal favorite:
-shave your cat’s tail, paste the fur to your armpits, rub with onions, and reach over him–being sure to brush your ‘pit hair’ on the side of his head
Hamburger=handjob.
HAHAHAHAHA, wheeliep!
See, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the giving of flowers in this situation, but my GOD did the guy REALLY think freaking out when you rejected his further advances was going to score him points or change your mind (because I know some random guy yelling at me because I said I wouldn’t go out with him magically changes MY mind…can we say abusive prick?)? I have a friend who does this — he’ll flirt with women and if they reject him he’ll take it…less than gracefully, which is just fucking creepy. A friend of mine had this guy msg her on this IM application on this online dating site. She figured “what the hell” and responded…he told her he was currently picking his nose in the course of the conversation and then freaked the fuck out when she told him she wasn’t interested…he kept yelling “YOU DIDN’T EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE!”…
…some guys just don’t got no game, yo’!
Did you AT LEAST keep the flowers? Those things are expensive you know!
PK- I miss your old avatar, where I thought the kitty was wearing a green sweater.
1- Tell your friend my nose was itchy.
2- I have your hamburger.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(leftover comment)
…and it’s called a “hamjob”, PK.
I would have fucking kicked his ass then and there. I mean seriously, WTF? Some asshole buys me flowers then starts making demands and he’s going to be swallowing those roses.
Wow, you kick the shit out of people that piss you off?
If I did that, I’d have spent half my life in jail.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA “hamjob”
I enjoy you, wheeliep!
I’m going to go through my pics to see if I can find green turtleneck kitty! Just for you 🙂
we all miss that one pk^^was it your original picture?
I LOOOOOVE green turtleneck kitty! 😀
Sure was….my pic up until a few months ago since I STARTED posting. Friends of mine who lurk the site have recognized my ass right away because they know I have that picture. heehee
<--- DONE.
YAAAAAAH!!!!! I’m so happy…
this is fun…newt could you please bring back the gnome
Oooooh I miss the gnome!
I have a garden gnome.
…I named him Steve Murphy.
Nice to see GTNS Kitteh back again PK. Bring on the nostalgia avatars. I may have to resurrect the Spetsnaz Colonel when I get home >; )
(swoooooon for turtleneck kitty)