To the woman ahead of me in the checkout line with the 5 screaming, out of control kids all under the age of 8, you’re welcome. The puzzled look on your face as you found those condoms I put into your cart was priceless! So, if you’re going to spread your legs yet again, do so with those condoms so we can put an end to your breeding of future welfare mommas and wanna be gangstas. —Yeah, I said it
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
i like this one. two thumbs up.
Bahah! That would have been hilarious! I second neville with the two thumbs up!
And your kids are all going to grow up to be Nobel laureates, right OP?
So did you leave the line to go get the condoms at the pharmacy part of the store *after* you saw the 5 kids, or is my bullshit detector accurately dinging your story?
Kinda none of your business what the kids are doing, and you know they are probably having a shitty day and are most likely good kids, right?
Or is it easier to look down on them as future whatevers and so on from your lofty perch?
This Bitch is bogus, and bullshit, IMHO.
I would almost read a Halisucks bitch or bus bitch.
Next.
Minus 5 stars, sick of these gangsta bitches, they procreate, what else do you think they would do when they have fuck all else to do all day?
@Wheeliep:
And what if they weren’t having a bad day? What if they actually were little shit disturbers that have been featured on Maury more than once? You talk as if this type of situation has never happened before. I see groups of screaming kids all the time at my work and the moms usually never do a thing. It’s actually quite common, believe it or not.
And just because OP’s kids or future kids or whatever, may not grow up to be Nobel laureates doesn’t mean they can’t have an opinion on a group of out of control kids.
It’s like the annoying friend everyone has when you say “[Pro Athlete’s Name] sucks at football” and he says “He’s better than you”. No shit, Sherlock. But that doesn’t discredit any opinion you may have of the guy.
I was thinking the same thing, wheelie.
Ya, it was smooth move, in yer head while you were daydreaming in line, right OP?
Ok, I have no sympathy for moms who have too many kids with different baby daddies and then society has to clean up the mess. But at the same time, I do have respect for my fellow humans and if they’re bawling in misery in line ahead of me, I think I would have enough compassion not to be the asshole of the year, and at least keep my grouchiness in my head.
And who’s to say it’s not a lady babysitting kids so that she has enough $ to pay rent?
What flavour were the condoms, maybe a variety pack?
@Truelies
I guess my point is it’s none of anyone’s fucking business what kind of day the woman and kids were having, that they should have to endure some stranger (allegedly) hucking a box of rubbers in the cart for shits and giggles.
And casting aspersions about what the kids will grow up to be, when OP has no clue is just a pack of judgmental assholery.
Maybe the world would be a better place if we could have a little empathy for people ahead of us in line, instead of feeling the need to score “Bitch Board Points” with clever (allegedly) witticisms about welfare, condoms, and so on.
God forbid your kids should have a bad day and some random asshole behind you in line throws condoms at you (allegedly).
..she probably didn’t know wtf they were …hence the puzzlement 🙂
Well said, wheelie.
Hahhhhh, Marty.
I think this is probable because back when I was 17 or maybe younger, my friends and I would get board and go to Wallyworld. We would get a box of magnums and slip them into someone’s cart. The idea was they would get to the checkout and get completely flustered and embarrassed by this box of condoms they sooo didn’t put there and not know what to do with them as there were people all over the place. There are usually boxes of condoms at the checkouts so I don’t think it’s so impossible for the OP to have grabbed one and chucked it in the woman’s cart.
Ooooh fuck. ***bored
I’m with the wheel-ster.
I smell fake bitch.
Wheelie:
I was not supporting the condom thing, I actually didn’t mention it once.
My point is simply that sometimes people are too damn sensitive towards others forming an opinion. And they seem to think too much in the context of “Innocent before proven guilty”. So what if the OP didn’t know the life story of this family? Maybe it was a babysitter, maybe they were having a bad day, maybe this, maybe that.
Or maybe this is just another case of some young bitch getting knocked up because she thinks sleeping with Omar over here is going to win her points at school. People give other people the benefit of the doubt too often. More often that not, if a woman has 5 kids at a young age, and they’re all screaming and fucking around at a grocery store chances are she’s fucked up in a couple areas of her life.
And you may think that’s forming an opinion too quickly, and that’s fine. But don’t act like this isn’t something you havn’t seen before and thought the exact same thing.
This bitch is about the OB trying to appear as if they “got one over” the woman and her kids. It’s not about bitching, it’s about the Bitcher.
So I believe the whole incident is bull.
I call shenanigans.
@Truelies
Point taken on forming opinions.
The age of the woman is never stated.
Who is “Omar”?
I’m very sure this bitch is fake to start with. To expand this 4 line bitch into a whole scenario involving Omar, high school, and so on, is pointless.
Though I agree with you about forming opinions. When we keep them in our heads all is fair and good. Dropping condoms (allegedly) in someone’s cart (someone apparently under stress already) just to see “the look on her face” crosses the line.
If it were true.
From the info we are given, or rather, not given, I call this bitch bull.
Omar is a fictional high school kid, perhaps the star of the basketball team, who all the girls want to sleep with. More a joke than anything.
I agree with you Wheelie that it is most likely nothing but a dream that this person actually put condoms in the cart.
it’s a sad state of affairs , when …yea can’t make sport of welfare mothers 🙂
🙂
I’m with Wheelie; this bitch is bullshit, but if it wasn’t, the OP is exactly the type of creep I really hope my child doesn’t one day become.
Total fake Bitch. Read this on peopleofwalmart.com a few weeks ago.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=35072
=)
http://www.thousandtyone.com/blog/content/…
And on Twitter here:
http://twitter.com/lamebook/status/3111244…
oh man, that took balls. and i bet that look was worth a million bucks. but you know what, the kids would probly be the ones to use them, next week. and some will say, but they are only 8. well in viet nam, 5 yea olds shot at you with ak47’s, and they were harder to catch because of their small size. saigon, and hanoi, all had hookers under 10 years, and their pimps, were their older 11 or 12 year old brothers. if mom and dad were to busy.think i kid you, not a fucking bit, sadly. and we also had korea too.
Fake, came from lamebook.com and peopleofwalmart.com
I am not happy with this bitch. I do agree that our welfare system is shit. It’s more of a livelihood than it is a an assistant program to help people for short periods of time.
Moving on.
How do you know all 5 kids were hers? How do you know she wasn’t babysitting. Child minding isn’t a occupation I think should be looked down on. And because she has 5 kids and was buying condoms you get to be a complete out of line ignorant ass? Would you prefer she didn’t go to the store to buy condoms and that you didn’t have to hear a child cry? You’re an idiot.
Get rid of the Child Tax Credit and Welfare.
whether real or not, it was a good fucking laugh just to visualize the look on the broad’s face.
This bitch was called fake 3 posts in, and was later verified as such.
The was no “look on the broad’s face”.
“I put into your cart was priceless!”
I find you quite rude OP.
Don’t rag on the woman for her career choices. Between government and child support cheques, it appears to be lucrative.
fuck this OP…I am almost 30 yet look 22 with 2 children under the age of 5, I sometimes take care of my friends children who are also under the age of 8. Are you telling me that if you saw me at the grocery store you would assume they were all mine and pull that shit?!! I have mastered the art of telling people off (I can’t go around knocking douchebags like you out when my children are present) and you would have left that line with your head down and tail inbetween your legs, no doubt. And yes, there are many people who abuse the Child Tax Benefit and Welfare but there are also single moms like myself that work our asses off and still that isn’t enough it seems. Trying to raise 2 children with healthy eating habits costs me $200 a week, sometimes if it weren’t for the Child Tax Benefit my children would be eating the shit most kids are.
Aside from the fakeness of this bitch. Anyone who actually ever does that to someone is a HUGE asshole. People who think something like this would actually be funny in reality, are also huge assholes.
I thought sebastian’s mother finally joined the board to tell his life story when I first read the title.
“..I am almost 30 yet look 22 ” We’ll be the judge of that!
Actually donk, I’m almost 30 and I kinda look 20-21-22-ish too. Apparently it’s because I have “soft features.” Which I guess is a nice way of saying “your face is fat.”
“‘m almost 30 and I kinda look 20-21-22-ish too” We’ll be the judge of that!
..I’m 51 and pass for 37-38 ..cause I DIDN”T have any kids (that i know of) 🙂
Haha I *heart* you, Donk!
Ask NGF or jonno! FA and RC and zed have only seen my pics on FB, but they can probably vouch for me too! heehee.
“..I’m 51 and pass for 37-38 ” we’ll be the judge … oh you know!!
I believe you PK I’m just being annoying. Lol
PK is fracking adorable. She fits in my shirt pocket, she’s so cute.
She looks 14 at the oldest.
..hey why you don’t fb friend me PK ..don’t worry ..I won’t creep you … too often 🙂
heehee, I know, Donk!
Awww thanks, Wheelie! You’re pretty freaking adorable yourself.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m apparently not hot, not cute, but “adorable.” This seems to be the consensus among the general public, namely the men in my life. I suppose I can deal, though I don’t think my second chin is very adorable, and no one really wants to fuck “adorable.” Hot? hell yes. Cute? sure. Adorable? *shakeshead*…so…. *sigh*
martym — send me an email to prettykittylady@gmail.com and I’ll add ya 😉
This OB can’t be bullshit. The other day I saw Abraham Lincoln drink all the milk in the world and put the sun in his pocket. He must be at least 500 years old. Oh and he was with Elvis.
…but he looks 22
Lol donk.
omg pk .. que LS response ..big time 🙂
nah, i’ll pass.
what…are you ok dude? 🙂
let me guess, the OP is gay.
You’ll be sure to complain when the 7th century folk go shopping with their brood, they’ won’t even be looking for the condom section.
And the women will keep their mouths shut. As instructed.
what happen, you don’t have fb Life Sucks?
..I’m 51 and pass for 37-38 …Ah, whats the difference between 37-38? Got rings around your pecker?
Inquiring minds need to know> OH!
PK, the reason your not getting any nookie is because you look 14- that’s illegal. You’ll have to wait till your 40 cause that’s the new 20…Glad I could help!
..no that’s the growth rings in my head ..two are kinda hazy and indistinguishable 🙂 (holy shit spelled that right) 🙂
Haha, no, I was just being facetious, PNB! I’m quite content with my current nookie-situation, don’t you worry! 😛
…though. LS doesn’t want to fuck me so….I may be in trouble here, guys :|
haha.
Anybody ever consider that maybe this woman was babysitting these kids? Thus the look of puzzlement at the condom box would make perfect sense.
That’s a good point, TTFN. Both my parents worked when I was growing up so I always had a babysitter — a lady who lived on our street who babysat a few other kids too. Some “stay at home” moms babysit a bunch of kids to bring in some extra income.
g.d. all, yes donk, i do use facebook, but mostly only for the games. the status bullshit, i can leave behind. meow p.k. you a cute lil thing. i would put another pic of me up, but too many rats have died of heart attacks, and the s.p.c.a., is getting on my case about it. but that is a bitch for another day. see yas.
Are those your critters Lifer? Sa-weet wee beasties as our Girl of Pain would say.
Ivan, you always brighten my day!
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Also: thanks, suckers 😉
Love Ya PK. You’ve brightened my day too. I think I’m in the kind of head space you were last week. It’s the little gestures that keep me from running up the FML flag. Rooo.
Now I reallllly miss my kitty!! His round, fuzzy face and jiggly belly :D!!! Only like 7 more hours until I leave work and get to see him :)<3
BARKEEP! Another round for my kitteh-lovin Bitch-Buds
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Oh Ivan, I’m still there — but today’s an [unexpected] good day so I’m here to spread the love! *hugs*
I MISS MY KITTY TOO, mel… and I got to see her this morning… but she was extra cute with the little curled paws and her little face and the purring… I wish I could take her to work with me and have her sit on my desk all day. 10 more hours for me until I get to see my babies!
Yes, my name is Pretty Kitty, and I have a problem…. with cats.
I miss my Siamese-mixed sister kitties – we had them for 18 years and they were fucking characters, famous for their circular skidmarks on our pale blue carpet. Whenever I’d ask one of them who the famous 20th century leader of Communist China was, one of them would promptly reply: ‘MAOOOO!”
I have a problem too, PK. Though I was a bit worried about my fuzzy man this morning. He didn’t come to visit me upstairs (he’s usually an attentive audience in the mornings) and didn’t seem inclined to leave the couch. Just not like him. I hope he’s feeling ok 🙁
“Oh Ivan, I’m still there — but today’s an [unexpected] good day so I’m here to spread the love! *hugs* ”
F**k love! Tits or GTFO.
LOL…..OP, I love it. Wait until that woman learns that food prices are expected to increase 5-7% this year. Then she’ll wish she had used the box of condoms starting 8 years ago. On a good note, increasing food prices means obesity will decrease so the Government can attack the childhood obesity problem easily.
Aw 🙁 Molly puked her guts up last night, which she hasn’t done in a while.
Wouldn’t been so bad if she had’ve just stuck to tossing her cookies on my bathroom floor…instead she got half on the bedroom carpet. Pit stop tonight for more prosolve 🙁
At least she didn’t puke on my white bath mat, though, that I just washed and put down last night.
*sigh*
Hope your kitty’s feeling well too, ralmn!
Shit TTFN: ever since my mom rented Lady and the Tramp for me when I was a wee one, I’ve had some sort of… suspicion of siamese cats. I don’t trust ’em as far as I could throw ’em. Probably why NGF’s little bitch, Cleo, is always trying to cozy up to me when I see her.
(sorry for the third post in a row)
Donk: ROFLZ. Don’t worry, I’m still all “FUCK LOVE”. I’d much rather someone show me their tits too!
You first, Donk. 😛
NGF, you have some work to do here!
Buy me a pair of shoes and I’ll show you.
Hahaha I’m assuming you want nice shoes? 😛
It’s so hard to leave my fur man in the mornings, or ever really. I give him a billion kisses and scratch his face and chin and then when I start to leave he rolls over on his back and looks at me all upside down and like “LOOK AT DIS BELLY! PET IT!” Sigh. I am such a crazy cat lady alreayd.
All ready groovin’ on Spring & Summer on the balcony of my dacha with the Countess. Sunday afternoons with a cold beer, a good book and the original Monorail Cat. The overhang is epic, especially when seen from below.
Mellllll cats are SO good at pulling the whole guilt thing *sigh*
Oscar sits on the hall table all “UM OSCAR! WHERE YA GOIN’ MOMMY? *sadface*”
And I know when I go Molly’s going to start crying when she realizes I’m gone 🙁
http://www.aldoshoes.com/ca-eng/women/sand…
Well I might as well join in to the kitty love! I love my Milo! He has the weirdest personality I’ve ever seen in a cat hehehe! I too feel bad leaving him alone : ( so much so that when we get a bigger place, we’re going to adopt another cat so he has a friend.
PS – Donk, I love those shoes! : )
That’s actually more reasonable than I was expecting, Donk. 😛 I think it’s do-able (heh). 😉
Oh god, not internet cat story sharing!
I am a dog you know…
yes ivan, that is the two devil cats. the bigger one is midnite, and the other is shadow. both aptly named, trust me there. shadow has a lot of siamese in her. and yeah, they tear the fucking place up, like their is no next day. but ach has a personality that you would kill for.
AHAHAHAHA @ 195.
What the fuck is going on here…
Cats and boobs for shoes, Anglo.
Sheesh, get WITH it!
I feel the same about my Dexter Tee! He has such an odd personality, like a cat who thinks he’s people and I haaaate leaving him alone! When I come home from work or even going out for an hour, he rushes to the door and squeaks and squeals and rubs against my legs and just can’t even contain is excitement :D!! I left him at my dad’s when I went away for a week in January and I opened the door to my dad’s apartment and he didn’t come rushing to the door but I said “Dexxxterrrrr” and he came squealing and running and started to sniff me like made, to check if it was really me I guess :D. I always wanted to get a pal for him but it’s hard in apartments because most places don’t want cats or only accept one.
That’s how Milo is! Plus he somehow thinks he’s a dog heheh! I even managed to teach him sit, paw, jump for treats. In my last apartment, I had a hall table with a basket on it and when I would leave he would lay in there and wait for me to come back – it was too cute and so sweet.
I know about apartments, I feel bad making him stay in such a small space. He loves visiting people with houses where he can run up and down stairs and actually move around instead of walk around in circles..
Good Morning Everybody 🙂
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And Good rawkin’ morning to you too Sir Hugo >: )
hey pk ..check your fb friend request..and LS beleaf me you’s be want’n too get all inapropriate with PK 🙂
This bitch maybe fake…
But for those women out there who do have 4-5 kids to you I say:
“It’s a vagina, not a clown car”
Leftover lasagna on the monitor.^^ Thank you Snapster and your “Clown Car” imagery.
One pair for each boob. You need to pick now B, left or right? LOL
Donk…once again my jaw dropped and I had to question if you were a dude or not at the tits comment. I love your taste in shoes though!
For a tit shot I would have asked for these though
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/…
RC, I have to work within the price range of the customer. We’re here to serve the client remember!
Hahaha you sure do drive a hard (heh) bargain, Miss Donk.
I think given the supply, demand and the quality of goods you came in a little low on the asking price….but I was happy to see you asked for 2 pairs for the pair 🙂
Aw, martym you’re gonna make me blush!
Checked and added. I had to run down to Scotia Square on my lunch break to book a flight… so I was away from the office for the better part of two hours… and the entire time I was there I thinking “I wonder how many around here are LTWWBers?”
I seriously can’t go there at lunch anymore! Too distracting! heehee
And Donk, you know the rules of running a good business 🙂
You ladies have awesome taste in shoes. I can’t wait for sandal weather again…
“price range of the customer” – Ummm ;p
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Oh Hugo, you funny 😀
Better?
http://www.perfectboutiques.com/wp-content…
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vKAnIEHq1dc/SVbi…
This I can work with. I would wear the shit out of the black ones!
Damn Hugo, you beat me to the black ones. Those are hot:)
So I’ll get pick the one that matches my lipstick…Purr
http://www.mayan.co.kr/shop/wizboard/table…
Can’t have the shoes without the matching handbag…Lovely…
http://www.pursepage.com/wp-content/upload…
No puss, wait for it
http://www.aichlshoes.com/myfiles/christia…
Bam. There is little I wouldn’t do for these shoes.
Well don’t I just sound like a ho. A sharp dressed one though.
Ahhh, they look like they are Louboutin~ sweeeeeet~
No ho- just well heeled:)
i like birkenstocks but i’m not fond of granola^^
So sebastian is only 8 years old?