I swear to god if you fuck my game again tonight, I’m sliding down the alley and burning you where you refuse to fall.
Do you see all those pins around you flipping and smacking around… your ‘friends’?
Join in. Don’t just fucking sit there. Fall on your ass and enjoy doing it, damn it.
Why is it ALWAYS YOU!?!?!?!? —I haz big ballZz
This article appears in Oct 7-13, 2010.
wow, this is a first. a bitch about bowling pins…maybe you could join the pin pals smrty
Bowl ass-to, pitching the ball through your legs. Works every time… is this you, zZz, bud??
The bowling alley back home was so old, you could jump up and down and know over the pins. 🙂
I wish we had American-style bowling here with the three-hole balls. Or better yet, the Al-Quida version where the ball explodes when it hits the pins.
There are a couple of lanes at Fairlanes at HSC that use the American style balls, sebastian. Never got into it myself; don’t trust the ball to come off without dislocating my thumb. I only found one ball that was comfortable to use, a smallish 9 lb. one with an extra-wide thumb hole for us chunky fingered folk.
i can see you
I’ll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY (warning: sNSFW, excessive use of the word “balls” in an ambiguous context)
There used to be a big ball bowling facility in NB that I frequented as a teenager… unfortunately it went out of business a few years ago. It was pretty fun though.
Where ARE you neville?
grrr… I’ll find you.
I can’t play 10 pin at all… too heavy to keep my wrist curled and controlled.
I played twice this summer and got blisters after only 5 frames.
screw that noise.
I swear though, the 6 is my bane….
it’s always just standing there, pissing me off.
he went away all angry but came back
muahhahahahaha
cool, a bitch has retuned to the fold…screee. now if only miles, ruby jane, doc, bmf et al would come back
bmf was my fave..
I think I realized that everyone else here was a bit older and more bitter than I, but now with almost another year under my belt at zZz’s workplace I have enough bitterness and premature close minded senility to go around 😉
Good, Good, Young Skywalker. Embrace the Dark Side. Let the hate flow through you.
I want to play machine gun bowling.
You only get 6 rounds in your clip & you gotta take out 10 pins.
With registered machine guns of course ~;)
It’s the Bill Lynch pin. You know, the one with the steel rod holding holding it up.
could be worse could be the dreaded 6-10 split 🙂
Ok, I’m going o ask the obvious question here: so zZz… if, according to the signature you *ahem* “has big balls”… then would that lead someone to naturally conclude that you also have big….
jesus zzz, do ya think she’ll go for it, if not, you can always trade her in. maybe that p.k.honey there?
“Good, Good, Young Skywalker. Embrace the Dark Side. Let the hate flow through you.”
Shit like this keeps me coming back. Bravo.
Every time I hear a Star Wars quote I think of Stewie and Raggedy Andy
“Who the Fu$* are you suppose to be?”
“Get the F#c* out of my bounty hunter meeting”
lol
hahaha zZz… looks like my bowling skills, or lack thereof… are rubbing off on you. Next thing you know you’ll be puttin’em to the left and right like I do.
that I did.
my team should be mighty pissed @ me now.
average dropped over 8 pins in 2 weeks.
🙁
fuckin’ 6 pin, piece of shit, bastard.
Did the #6 pin threaten to make castanets of your testicles and cast aspersions upon you parents?
hey zZz were you leaning on the railing on the left during intermission? we were in section 17 at the bottom. three is the number and the number shall be three
I was front and center the whole show.
I could read the sheet music over the orchestra conductor’s shoulder.
well i did look, i suppose i should have stood up and shrieked but i embarrass the bear enough as it is. i was hoping you were the one who got called up on stage, but even with my nearsightedness i knew that blonde lady was not you^^
Last time I bowled…like 20 years ago, I’m convinced, I bowled a 19.
Yup, that’s right, a 19.
?
I’m pretty sure a blind person could get more than 19…
Yes. I’m aware.
That was even at my own birthday party. Bowling lane birthday parties were all the rage back in 1990 ^__^
they sure were! 🙂
I remember mine… I think everyone had one back then.
then we all went out for a soda and life was good.
ah, to get back to those days….
And all the kids run around in their sock feet because the cheesy downtown bowling alley didn’t have enough small shoes. And sliding down the lane was paramount to success anyway, so that was easier in your socks. There were nearly fisticuffs over the “cooler” balls, which were SURE to knock down more pins… If I remember correctly, there was only one purple one… Ah, the memories.
well i had the opposite problem, they didn’t have shoes big enough for my side show bob feet. so i wore socks and fell