This is for the dumb bitches I saw cheating on a Music Exam: If you have to cheat on this exam you are obviously a bunch of dumb bitches. This exam was set up so as to be very straight forward and simple. I hope you flunk out because I would not want any of you to have any position of authority in society. But that won’t matter because you’re probably International Development students and won’t get jobs anyhow. You’re probably going to be in next semester’s class and I’ll be watching to see if you’ve progressed. Maybe I won’t hold my tongue next time, because you two idiots don’t deserve to be there. —Don’t Understand Moronic Dames
This article appears in Dec 9-15, 2010.


maybe they got some pointers from “the divine comedy”
Laughing my singed ass off from The City Of Dis, Painey. Well played.
i knew you, of all bitches would understand that one *giggle*
Some uni friends who did FYP after me adopted an obstreperous stray tom whom they christened “The Kitty of Dis”, proving that a good liberal arts education will get a lifetime of use . *troz*
Cost of a 4-year Music Degree $40,000
Salary from a job with said degree = check guitar case on Halifax waterfront.
Same could be said about a lot of degrees, Sebastard. It’s all about what you do AFTER your undergrad that counts, a lot of the time.
I started out doing a minor in music. Wasn’t for me. Switched to a second major in History. Didn’t really make a difference in terms of jobs after I finished haha. It sucks to see people cheating, but just remember OP, you can’t really cheat in real life – and that’s what counts, not some stupid exam.
shouldn’t moral obligation tell you to rat them out?
how do you live with yourself!
};-)
PK, especially PHDs.
You get undergrad degree to satisfy own interest and curiosity, you get master’s to get paid more for the same job you do, and PhD…well, let’s just not go there.
But seriously, I think people cheat on exams because there is way too much emphasis on the grades rather than the process of learning itself in today’s educational system. Students are so afraid of making mistakes and getting the answers wrong. Einstein said “education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school”, and I agree.
you’re kidding right, a fucking music exam? hope they aren’t gonna use that on a resume? what the fuck is this world coming to anyway?
Good luck getting a job with a music degree, let alone one you cheated on. It’s kind of like cheating at solitaire.
The people who take that class usually aren’t doing a music degree. I get ya op. I did the class and don’t even know why someone would have to cheat for the exam! Lolz.