Union dues, union dues
Guess who has to do the work you didn’t pick and choose?
Guess who has to redo the work you didn’t refuse?
Yes we noticed you’re chronically late and always leave early
always with a cheap excuse.
You’re laziness and incompetence is astounding,
and now you feel you should get that sweet gig in accounting?!
Imagine my smile
When HR came to me with your file!
Union dues, union dues
I’ve got bad news,
guess who suggested they refuse your application?
—Sid

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  1. OB was one of the millennials who got the same trophy as the other kids,got pushed through the system,never failed until after graduation(which every kid gets anyway including the criminal kids) and is now pissed that he/she only failure is they flipp’n burgers at McDicks.

    Poor OB didn’t find a union job, boohoo! wahwah!! everyone else’s fault including Donald Trump’s fault no doubt.

    I am just pissed my mother wasn’t from Florida so I could have been born and raised in a warmer place.
    I want to ban Winter for that. Fuck!

  2. You didn’t even finish with a ryhme. I don’t have the words to describe how awful your bitch is. You suck OP.

  3. People who whine about millenials sound almost as stupid as this bitch. Yes, there are plenty of special-snowflakes and SJW’s but there are more who are hard working or veterans of military conflict. Blanket terms invalidate your point and are lazy.

    This poem sucks.

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