First, someone stole the lighted Christmas penguins from our yard. Now someone has stolen our two lighted deer. What’s with these people? We decorate our house so everyone can enjoy the lights in this dark time of year. People who steal holiday decorations are pathetic losers.
—the whos

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  1. Watch the movie, the Grinch who stole Christmas. The point of that movie is (you obviously wouldn’t get there on your own) that you don’t need tacky shit to have a Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas’ come from within.

    Dig deep and find your spirit, i think you left it at Walmart.

  2. I wonder if the person who stole the lighted deer is the same person from Wally’s bitch who couldn’t get any Christmas lights because they’re sold out?

    Either way, that’s a pretty douchy thing to steal.

  3. if you live near any of the universities then you had to know this would happen.
    absolutely no respect for other people’s property.

  4. One can only hope the ‘do unto others…’ rule will affect the thieves themselves someday over something they valued so they will know what it feels like to be violated the same way!

  5. but fucking penguins? what the hell are you doing with penguins in your yard, for christmas yet? man you are just fucked up dude.

  6. INFY, It doesn’t matter that you are above “tacky lawn deer” and look down on people who shop at Wal-Mart.

    Stealing is wrong, and you’re a snob.

  7. Last week, my kid asked me why we didn’t have Christmas decorations and lights on the front of our house. We live near a major university and can’t keep anything in front of our house. They even kick over the mail box on our streetand have smashed beer bottles on our front step. I felt bad when I had to explain to her that people would steal or wreck the decorations that we would put out for the enjoyment of others.

  8. Now that I live in the burbs (more ore less) I’m all over the tacky wacky stick. Y’gotta keep up with the Joneses!

  9. Any of you hear in the news about 2 ,15 year old girls ,doing 20 plus car break ins out this way & after people did the right thing & reported their BNE’s ,them getting caught by the Enfeild RCMP !
    Is it just me or isn’t this about as disrespectful a crime as you can commit.
    (luckily , so far no ones been tasered )
    Your stealing decorations, & picking on motor vehicles…which those of us who own them know… aren’t a big enough expense already! & plus they just go around peoples homes stealing their stuff That’s low IMO, like your a waste of food low !

    Go take out a bank vault, or the mint or something !

  10. i just thought of something i haven’t heard that weird ass paul mccartney: simply having a wonderful christmas; it’s creeparific

  11. oh man…now i have that song in my head, but i won’t listen to it…have to play fairy tale of new york ahhhh better now

  12. Ahhhh . . . Fairytale of New York . . . best Christmas song ever!!!!!

    It’s got everything you could want in a heartwarming seasonal favourite: heroin addiction, profanity, a sad and tragic breakup, nostalgia for lost dreams . . . plus it is set in the drunk tank! In New York!

    And that beautiful sweet voice of the left-us-too-soon Miss Kirsty McCall!

    I have to put it on right now!!!!

    Ahhhhhhhh . . . Fabulous. It brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it. I love the Pouges!

    Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

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