I have always found it both amusing and pitiful how modern, usually 20–something, women will use laughter to deflect criticism, attract attention and project to an observer that they are ‘confident’ when the mere act of doing so indicates otherwise…
These are also the women who, though shapely and appealing, have no ‘class’ and show everything, leaving no element of dignity nor mystique which attracts a man on more sublime levels. Basically, such superficial behavior reeks of desperation and makes a mockery of the woman, unbeknownst to her as the only people who massage her ego are those who simply want to use her and throw her away, laughing at them within later on.
I often wonder if these types are seriously that stupid or do they feel compelled to project that role for whatever reason? —Unimpressed
This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2014.
you forgot to sign off with “*tips fedora* m’lady”. Try to remember for next time, you misogynist shit.
jhey’s back I see, and still not getting laid
“Actually, #Gamergate is about ethics in gaming journalism”
You are THAT GUY complaining about girls not liking ‘nice guys’
Blame the patriarchy.
“You made us this way” – Shevonne from TMZ
patriarchy – that’s that weird religion in Utah where the guys all have to wear beards and flannel shirts and sing, right?
or is it a French bakery?
It’s both – and you haven’t lived till you’ve heard the Patisserie Tabernacle Choir do “Shenandoah”
a choir named tabernac??? must be those cursed brebeuf Jesuits. that’ll tear a strip off ya.
(king movie on now – sucks but helpless to not watch)
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk – Torture’s funny when it happens to Papists >: ) *Srsly*
Ivan’s off to see Tiger 131 steal the show from a kettle of pretty boys in “Fury” this afternoon
You’re not watching “Firestarter” are you – there wasn’t a dry seat in the house when I saw that back in ’84. Most unintentionally hilarious romp since “Mommy Dearest”
THE UNEVOLVED MAN
“I have always found it both amusing and pitiful how modern, usually 20-something, women will use laughter to deflect criticism, attract attention and project to an observer that they are ‘confident’ when the mere act of doing so indicates otherwise.” Unimpressed
“Unimpressed” maintains that modern, usually 20-something women, engage in a performative self-contradiction. They engage in behaviour designed to project confidence but the very act of doing so, so he maintains, indicates that it is otherwise, that they lack the very confidence they claim to project.
In the same way however “Unimpressed” might be said to have similarly engaged in a performative self-contradiction. He claims that he found the performative self-contradiction of those modern, usually 20-something women, “both amusing and pitiful.” In other words, on the one hand, he finds their behaviour a pleasant diversion from the serious business of life but on the other hand he simultaneously claims to possess a feeling of tenderness aroused by their distress or suffering. But such an “amusing” diversion from the serious business of life is conceptually incompatible with “pity,” that feeling of tenderness aroused by the apprehension of another’s distress or suffering. To claim to ossess the same two emotions simultaneously is incoherent. “Unimpressed” is therefore guilty of the same performative self-contradiction with which he charges those modern, usually 20-something, women.
No doubt “Unimpressed” is to be numbered among those who direct criticism at those modern, usually under 20-something women who use laughter to deflect it, in the first place. In other words, he is the agent of precisely that which he now proclaims to be their performative self-contradiction. Truly, “Unimpressed” is an unevolved man.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
There are so many more valid things you could be complaining about OB. Women laughing? Really? Your dislike for women laughing is on you, not them and probably means you have something going on psychologically. You are interpreting their laughter in a malicious way, like it is something they are doing against you. Sometimes if you are in a sparsely crowded area and a group of people start laughing, you might think it’s about you, but that’s all in your head most of the time.
That said, I am pretty sure this bitch is a troll, written by a woman to stir the pot. Too much bait in the bitch. Either that or OB is just an idiot.
At the same time, tributetolisabonet, if we were to take this bitch at face value, it is no more sexist than any of the ones that came before it talking about Male privilege and all that bullshit. If these fembots can voice their criticisms about men then OB has every right to voice his about women.
If the poster is a woman : you’re either fat, ugly or both.. Good reason to be jealous
If poster is a man : you’re either homosexual and haven’t come to the reality of it yet or you have a little dick and want to act as though you wouldn’t ever want a woman who “shows off”… This is the exact kind of woman that would turn you down.
🙂 You are hating for a reason and it’s not because you care about the mental stability of people who are ‘desperate attention seekers”.
Who you callin unevolved, mothafuckah? You know none of us bitches want yo small dicked ass cuz you basic. We be laughing aaight…
RE: THE UNEVOLVED MAN
Hey MontrealMan, remember when I used to go by the moniker “Hoist That Rag” and you thought I was a female and asked if my name meant that I hoisted my used pads up on flagpoles for all the guys to see? Good times.
MM may be my little brother. when we were kids we discovered older sister’s stash of kotex and played ‘accident victim’ with them. doused in ketchup and tied around his head, arms, legs, neck and then paraded up and down the street.
sister wanted to change schools.
OP, just shave the dirt stache, chuck out the fedora and wash your hair. There. I’ve just raised your chances of getting a girl from 0.005% to 0.009%.
hahaha….you guys are hilarious.
bastard, he has to stop blathering on about his carbon steel carving knives on first date as well. unless he is dating George Romero’s kid.
RSVPS
: Hois+ (10/18, 5:54PM)
Yes, that’s true. I thought you were either Francis Scott Key – “Oh, say can you see…” – or a very horny female announcing she was now ready for some serious action.
: Bad dog Molly (6:08PM)
Yes, that’s also true. I am your little brother, the one who had the kotex pad wrapped around his head. My head is quite large. I always thought your older sister must have had labia of considerable length which, interestingly, ties in nicely with my new avatar (#52), the Irish punt. That’s right, that old punt!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
if you are on an irish bank note kick, make sure you include the 100 pound note.
The 100 pound note? You must be joking! I never travelled in such rarified circles! Do you have one? If you post it I can check it out in Pick’s “Standard Catalogue.” What year is it? As far as going on an Irish banknote “kick” is concerned, my latest category will be interspersed, as is my usual practice, with the others. Any particular one you might have in mind?
I thought this was going to be a bitch about college girls who pretend that they’re starring in their own version of the Sex and the City movies.