He’s your brother, not your boyfriend! Stop creeping everybody out. We all starting talking about your freaky flirting behind your backs, but it got so bad we started having to talk to your faces. Nothing changed. Why are you both so weird? Why does he pull you onto his lap ALL THE TIME and tickle you as your dress rides up higher and higher, and you’re squirming and giggling, and…I vomited a little in my mouth. You say that you don’t care what the world thinks, you’re just having fun and you love each other. Maybe you should care a little more because even strangers comment on it. It’s obvious you’re related…you look like twins. When he carries you up to your bedroom to tuck you into bed, I want to rip my eyes out of my head. Gag. Not Attracted to My Brother Even Though He’s Better-Looking Than Yours

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  1. Damn, this is sick shit. I went to uni with a bro/sis like this and called it what it was. Many years later they are still sharing an apartment. Yep, fucking like crazy!

  2. Theatre students? Could be using “the Method” to prepare for Niptoon’s summer run of “On Goler Pond”

  3. HOW DISCUSTING! I’d rather stick little Klyde in a splintery knotty pine hole.

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