Crossing guard. Last week I sat at a light in traffic, and watched you puke all over the grass at 8:30 in the morning. Today I watched you take a piss against the tree and fence of the house at that corner, in the afternoon. Thanks for providing children lessons in uncontrollable and evacuatory bodily functions. I don’t know, maybe I’m being a bit sensitive, but I’m kind of grossed out at the thought of you being around children. Who is responsible for the screening of these people? —Ewww-nest Hemingway
This article appears in Oct 10-16, 2013.
Your timing is impeccable OP, catching this person at their worst moments. Where do those guys pee anyway? Besides the nearest oak.
He had a ruff nite
op, it’s a shame that crossing guard who is struggling with chemo has offended you.
At first I read “ejaculatory”…
There’s a shortage of decent people that are willing to work crap jobs for crap wages. Go figure huh?
op it sort of sounds like your friendly neighbourhood crossing guard has a drinking problem. A quick breathalyzer will solve this mystery.
Btw.. they get pee breaks.
I don’t have an issue with certain jobs being done while intoxicated. But you can’t be responsible for the safety of hundreds of three foot high psychotic apes if you’re drunk.
You might want to call somebody.