For future reference: when someone, who happens to be a friend, mentions that they’re still single in their early 30s because they’re a bit of a lone ranger with a short attention span, don’t retort with “Oh, I always thought you were single because you’re fat and most people are douches.” It has a tendency to hurt one’s feelings. —Sad Apple

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  1. (that wasn’t a jab at you OP.. just sounds like something that only someone as stupid as “sore thumb” would be gauche enough to say)

  2. you a female o.p., if so, maybe you should hook up with the guy above this bitch in just friends. i guess he is horny enough now, to do you, even if you are not a raging beauty. but don’t get me wrong here, the suckster will take care of your missing lovin’.

  3. Whenever someone says ‘You have a nice face, if only you could lose that ass’, I like to respond with ‘Thanks. You have a nice ass, if only you could lose that face’.

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