For future reference: when someone, who happens to be a friend, mentions that they’re still single in their early 30s because they’re a bit of a lone ranger with a short attention span, don’t retort with “Oh, I always thought you were single because you’re fat and most people are douches.” It has a tendency to hurt one’s feelings. —Sad Apple
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.


Doesn’t sound like much of a friend to me, OB.
ouch… unless that was a dude to another dude in the ribbing sort of manner….
just ouch.
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Did you happen to show up at her hallowe’en party without a costume?
(that wasn’t a jab at you OP.. just sounds like something that only someone as stupid as “sore thumb” would be gauche enough to say)
Well played i_k, well played indeed. lol
After two marriages, I’d say: ‘You’re in your 30s and single? Smart move.’
Frig, with friends like that, who needs enemas?
lol…..”because you’re fat.” Funny thing is, it’s probably true.
What IF it was a guy who told a girl this, guys?
It’s been known to happen.
you a female o.p., if so, maybe you should hook up with the guy above this bitch in just friends. i guess he is horny enough now, to do you, even if you are not a raging beauty. but don’t get me wrong here, the suckster will take care of your missing lovin’.
Whenever someone says ‘You have a nice face, if only you could lose that ass’, I like to respond with ‘Thanks. You have a nice ass, if only you could lose that face’.
If that’s what they say to your face imagine what they say behind your back.