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You’re a lesbian I know. I told you I liked you stupid me, I thought maybe you’d give me the chance. Now your making up excuses not to hang out anymore. Can’t we be friends again? I shouldn’t have said anything to you.—007
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.
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your first dumb move was to, well to try and move on her. she likes girls, that’s it, you aren’t some fucking superstud with a 20 inch dick. and even if you were, lesbos don’t like male cock, the phony ones yeah, real, ugh ugh. i know a lot of male and female gays, and also some bi’s, you want to score, then find a bi.
lol you tried to “convert” a lesbian? NOOB
Lesbians don’t like to change ‘teams’. Probably better not to try for a conversion.
Reminds me of a guy I once saw wearing a shirt that said “Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians”. Obviously he didn’t understand what a lesbian is. Or he borrowed his sister’s shirt. Woulda been an appropriate shirt if it was worn by a girl. On a guy it was just silly!
I actually have to agree with you, sodey.
OP watched too much Chasing Amy or somehow thinks that lesbians love penises over dildos and vibrators.
lesbonians are lifers; give it up and forget friends thing
You can totally just be friends. Give up making moves on her and accept she’ll never be yours bra.
I had a guy friend who constantly made “jokes” about how we should do it and he’d change my mind. We don’t hang out any more.
OP’s mother was a tracer!
It didn’t work in Chasing Amy, it won’t work here.
bi is totally where it’s at.
She’s not worth your time dude.
Hahaha… you told her you want her in a non-lesbian way. Since you’re a man, now that you’ve unleashed your true feelings you definitely have not given up on converting this chick. She obviously feels awkward because now every second conversation you guys have includes some kind of suggestive comment, which you have include because you still have false hope she will unlesbianize (no, not a word, but still being used….) Find someone else to use as a cum bucket and get your friendship back.