Crazy UFO zealots who frequent UFO conventions PISS ME OFF. They buy shit loads of tacky memorabilia, drone on and on about how they were abducted, ass probed, married an alien, had babies with an alien, were taken to an intergalactic conference on Jupiter to decide the fate of the universe etc etc… I’ve been to these conferences and there IS NO SCIENCE or credible testimony to back any of this up! I cannot stand these blatant scams or the people who follow them like a fucking religion. Accept the fact that you are an insignificant part of the greater universe and stop turning this whole topic into a joke.
These are the actual credible people and you aren’t one of them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk
—No one believes you
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
I was with you until you let on that you are a crazy UFO zealot.
I guess the real question here then is if these “nuts” piss you off so much, why the fuck did you go to a convention yourself. Were you probed around the anal region? Did you have sex with 6 legged, no armed Cardassian bull grog? Maybe you didn’t get probed around the anal region and that’s the real issue here, because you feel left out. You don’t have to travel to the far reaches of the galaxy to get that, just break a couple of local laws and get yer arse chucked into jail. I’m sure there are a few big “Aliens” there that would be glad to check your temperature with their “thermometer”…rectally of course.
What a stupid fucing thing to bitch about!!
Scotty beam me up (which incidentally, apparently was NEVER said in any episode of the original series of Star Trek, but that’s another bitch).
Hmmmm…..I wonder why there is no science or credibility at the UFO conventions……Nope, I’m stumped.
Or as William Shatner once said: ‘GET A LIFE, PEOPLE!’
Personally I have nothing against saucer chasers. In fact, a good buddy of mine is a UFO investigator but certainly not in the category the OP has described. There are many mysteries to the universe but it’s pretty unlikely any of us are going to explain it. As for the ‘probies’, I think that might be an anal retentive thing.
Has anyone here actually watched the video? I’m watching it now and it’s not the usual bullshit UFO crazies obsess over. It’s over an hour of ex government officials, astronauts, pilots, etc. sharing their experiences at what looks like a news conference. They don’t seem crazy at all. Personally I’ll never believe it till I see it but for pities sake, watch the video before making obnoxious comments about intergalactic rape.
http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=9280
Hahaha
Three, that made my day.
Yea fizz I watched the video about a year ago. It’s pretty credible. My take has always been this, while I might not believe in astral travel tripping visitors bothering with Earth, assuming that we are the only sentient being in our galaxy or universe would be pretty narrow.
Maybe I would watch it if it was 5 min long. I haven’t got an hour to waste on dumb shit.
oh…well….um….LTWWB doesn’t count.
Is the OP complaining about the people who lie about being abducted because it detracts from his/her “actual” abduction?
I’m confused…
but what about scientology?
they all know…..
nevermind, the OP doesn’t say anywhere that they were abducted. I just watched the video and three’s right it’s credible. The words ‘abduction’ and ‘probe’ weren’t mentioned once. At the end of the bitch the ‘actual credible people’ OP mentions are the people in the video, not the OP.
If you want to laugh at funny UFO crazies watch Pen and Tellers Bullshit! on Alien Abductions. Apparently George Bush is actually a reptilian alien! And alien probes look suspiciously like metallic vibrators…
Thanks FunkMonkey. I was unclear because I couldn’t watch the video at work. My office is waaaay to open to the public…
The nearest star to earth Proxima Centauri, is roughly 4.2 light years from Earth.that means light, travelling at 299,792,458 metres per second takes 4.2 years to arrive at earth from this star. Light is able to travel at that speed because it has no relitive mass. anything heavier would never be able to travel anywhere near the speed of light because if it did, it’s mass would increase in proportion to its increased speed. (E=MC squared.) To put it in dumb ass terms, even the closest star to earth would take 300 years to travel to at any scientifically possible speed. It is possible that the passengers on the ship would not age as fast as they head towards the new event (star) however, they would likley not be able to recall the purpose of there mission after one or two generations and change their destination.
Here is what is ridiculos about UFO nuts. Why would alien life forms travel for possibly thousands of years to reach earth, to poke a stick up somones bum?
Maybe they have a fetish??
I found the video more about human rights, or extra terrestrial rights in this case, than about whether or not ET exists. Space territory, weapons in space, and the technology that could end global warming (assuming it’s real) were interesting too. It’s neat to think about how real alien contact would change the world. Because eventually it’s going to happen, like Three said the chances of us being the only ones is very slim. This was a neat video, the guy singing at the beginning was annoying though.
It describes the situation.
http://yfrog.com/0o24814796953bd1fa105ejpg…
PS: I love you Three.
Well this was random.
Wait… YMCA Jesus? Describes the situation… I’m confused!
I just realized that SwampDonkey and FunkMonkey are somewhat similar names.
Yours is cooler, Swamp.
Rafiki,
event horizon.
(The movie not the actual event)