So it’s Saturday night and the UFC is being hosted at the local pub. My friends and I have the unfortunate experience of having the worst waitress of the bunch. All the times we’ve been there for a UFC event, we’ve had this waitress that could care less about the customers she is serving. This obviously annoys us, as we have to get up and go to HER if we want service. So promptly we do not tip. Even near the end of the night she asked my girlfriend multiple times if she wanted change from the cash she gave her to pay. Everytime my girlfriend would respond, “YES.”
She doesn’t return with her change so I have to track her down and get her to give us the change. When she does, she walks up to the table and tosses down a handful of nickels and dimes.
She then walks up to the table behind us (where the manager/owner, whoever the 50 year old dressing like he’s 20 and owns the place is sitting) and barks some remarks to him.
Anyways, he then (after obviously drinking a fair amount (oh yeah, he was also feeding the servers shots the whole night)) starts to yell aggressively at us, the customers, behind our backs saying things like, “Nice job tipping guys, real fucking nice!”
I turn to him and say, “Look, everytime we’ve been here she’s given us shitty service. Why would we tip?”
He then gets louder and MUCH more aggressive in yelling things like,”YOU DONT KNOW FUCKING GOOD SERVICE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, etc.. etc…” (you get the point)
I look at him, as the rightful paying customer I am, and refer to the UFC fights happening on the screens in front of us. He responds, “FINISHING WATCHING WHAT YOU’VE PAID FOR AND GET THE FUCK OUT AND NEVER FUCKING COME BACK! AND WATCH YOUR BACK ON THE FUCKING WAY OUT!!”
My friend looks over to this screaming madman, and he looks over at him continuing his nonsense,”DON’T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!”
Nice job of letting your customers feel comfortable; my girlfriend was scared, I was concerned for my well being (the place is littered with his goons that will do as he says), and my friends didn’t know what the fuck is going on.
We finished watching the event, and prompty left.
Thanks for the love.
I never plan on stepping foot in you again.
—The Tipper
This article appears in Dec 10-16, 2009.
plenty of places play the pay-per-views… he obviously want his business run into the ground and I would happily oblige him.
Perhaps a few hints so that we, the bitchers of today can assist you?
I am torn between hating groups of loud testosterone fueled UFC worshiping ultra-heterosexual douchebags and hating stuck-up tip entitled shitty bitchy servers who’d rather steal from customers than earn a legitimate tip.
Wow what a hell hole! I knew there was a reason I’ve never once went into that place before, lol.
Love UFC, but hate the fans !
Maybe if you traded in your fixed gear bike and standard issue Nascad scarf for an “affliction” tshirt you might not have been hassled.
TAP-OUT!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws
Pretty typical of alot of the entitlest waitresses I have encountered in this city lately. “I am a waitress, thus I am entitled to a tip regardless of whether I showed I gave a fuck or not”. I have never ran into it to this extreme but I have had occassions where I simply wrote on my tab “Here’s a tip for you. Get a fucking job where you ar enot obligated to appear that you care”.
lol I love the part when he pops his collar.
Yet another fine example of problem solving prowess by the typical NS business man…. “you gotta problem being treated like shit? Then leave.” Is anybody surprised? Not me.
Yeah, because NOBODY in any other part of Canada treats people like this. Phht! Whatever.
He was probably doinking the waitress…
Lol kay, you’re getting lazy.
Everything is “typically Nova Scotian” lately. Get some new material you are boring us,
“…he was also feeding the servers shots the whole night…” merits a call to the Alcohol & Gaming Authority – it’s illegal for bar staff to drink while on duty.
@ gidget: “Doinking the waitress” ?
the 1950’s called, it wants its swear words back 😉
c word dude is right i don’y know about here but llcbo would shut their asses down if they found out about drinking while serving; there zero tolerence for that shit these days
LOL@ lovinglife. Trying to G-rate lately… besides, “doinking” is at least from 1930…
@martym (and anyone else wondering): NS Liquor licensing regulations: “76 A licensee must not permit an employee of the licensee to consume liquor in their licensed premises while on duty, other than liquor consumed in the presence of a registered representative to sample the liquor.”
http://www.gov.ns.ca/just/regulations/regs…
i know i worked for a hardcore drinker who used to go all day till they clamped down and suspended his liq. lic for a week.(although you could pick the week and he just shut her down for a week in feb. and went to cancun)
Anyone thinks scotians are typical douchebags and have shitty service – I fully invite you to attend ottawa and check them out – twice as douchey as us .But anyways thats not typical response around here – it likely not the norm – op just found one douchebag asshat drunkard dicksucker that needs to have his liquer license suspended or revoked ( said same post is a violation anyways ) . And maybe a nice big roid monkey sent in to make him “TAP OUT ” lol . Fiuck that shit. drink and watch somewhere else next time .
“Love UFC, but hate the fans !”
Amen, brother!
I cannot stand the influx of noob-UFC fans ever since Griffen-Bonnar on national TV. They’re the same people who think Lesnar is already better than Fedor and think that they know more about the sport than fans who’ve been watching since early-mid 90s! What’s more hilarious are the gfs or gal-pals who tag along and make stupid comments like, “Oh he can do that to me anytime,” referring to a can-opener, back-mount or body triangle with the legs. Sure, bitch, a broken neck or back is really sexy.
And – its a Tap-Out shirt you’re thinking of (hehe). Affliction folded in August unfortunately – and their t-shirts were much cooler! The Tap-Out (and touque) kids are hilarious with their chin straps and skater sneakers.
I’m wondering if this were the Oasis or Boston Pizza. My guess is Oasis.
UFC is soft core gay porn. HOT!
I’m not sure why the OB returned to the place a second, third time, etc when they were getting such piss poor service everytime.
perhaps its what fizz spoke of
NGF: Some of the noob/TUF fans aren’t too bad. Those of them that have done their homework, gone back and watched all the old UFC/Pride/Rings/EliteXC/Icon videos and know that MMA does exist outside of the UFC, are ok. It’s the casual fans who think that orginizations such as the WEC(which is also a Zuffa brand)/Strikeforce/Dream/Deep etc are crap and that Forrest Griffen is a god are the ones who annoy me. There are so many great fighters outside of the UFC that Dana hasn’t/can’t sign(ed), so he trashes them and the meathead fans take his word as gospel! The UFC is a brand just like Kleenex is a brand. MMA is the sport and there is far more to it that just the UFC.
Affliction only stopped doing events. They still make clothing and hashed out a new deal with the UFC 2-3 days after they cancelled “Trilogy”.
You’re obviously a big fan of the sport. Do you post on Sherdog as well?
NW: very well said!
And I used to post on Sherdog forums long ago but my account got messed up and I cannot create a new one with my ISP email address. Its time to make a new addy and sign up again. The Sherdog forums crack me up sometimes with its posts of how Frank Mir can beat Fedor or how GSP is the greatest of all time (maybe behind Fred Ettish, IMO).
Its true what you say though; the casual fans (who act like they’re long-time, hardcore fans) are the ones who take Dana White’s word as gospel. And we can all tell from years of watching the UFC, TUF, etc. that White is nothing but a glorified asshole who likes to see his bald head on TV and hear himself speak. He’s the worst ambassador of the sport period.
What cracked me up the most was the “special” on Spike years ago where Tito was going to box Dana where Tito “backed out” the last minute. There was never going to be a boxing match at all. The “special” was a brilliant spin on making Dana look like a credible leader and making Tito look like a punk mouthpiece. And, sadly, the people who I speak with about MMA gobbled it up and genuinely thought Dana could beat Tito.
LOL fizz!!
Ali vs Fraser for the win!
fizz should watch some old Pride FC events where stomps and soccer kicks to the head are legal.
Fedor’s the man! His looks are definitely deceiving though but boy can that Russian fight.
http://mmacraze.files.wordpress.com/2008/0…
I’m guessing this was at the Oasis. It would be funny if the guy telling the OP off was dressed in a chicken suit. Imagine being told to “GET THE FUCK OUT AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!” by a giant chicken.
all these”supposed”sports are all phoney.they are out drinking and smpking whatever together after the big event.this shit is so fucking boring and tiresome to even watch anymore.they actually choreograph all the moves for a week before their”fights”.these people are just actors and as such,don’t merit my watching them.i would much rather watch little kids on the playground go at it,then it is real.or if you want a really good belly laugh,watch the fucking politicos on the the bullshit channel.thank you no,if i want to see this shit,i go to a local pub,and watch the assholes have at each other,in their testosterone elevated high,with their super powered mouths,get in it with a bouncer.there is where the real action is.other than that,ufc,raw,and all the rest is just pure fucking fiction fighting.
Life sucks, NHL players go out for drinks after the game as well. Are you going to tell me hockey isn’t a sport? You are confused between MMA and WWF.
MMA=real WWF=fake. You can go watch the weekend pub fights if you like, but I can guarantee you will not see any Muay Tai or Jiu Jitsu. If you don’t know anything about the SPORT you should just STFU, so you don’t look like an idiot.
MMA may be a sport promoted and organized through other associations but can any one of them describe themselves as commonplace so much so that their name is now construed as a verb? ie, “I UFC’d that stupid bitch…” I’ve never heard even a Nova Scotian threated to “bodog your ass”. Besides, fighters who don’t qualify for the UFC are invited to compete through the other associations, it’s not the other way around, and rightly so since UFC popularized MMA where Randy Savage (WWF) and Ralph Machio (Karate Kid) could not.
And yes, let’s not confuse WWF “fighter’s” choreographic “entertainment” with real men, real sweat, real broken bones and real blood, which I find very disturbing when it flows from my favourites. GSP could complain to me all day. I wouldn’t mind. I don’t understand french. LOL
Kay’s a dude
I knew it.
wwf = world wildlife fund
wwe = world wrestling entertainment.
you’re dating yourself by using the old acronym.
fizz… FAR from it. MOST of the population are straight. If you want to assume from the side of your head presume that much. You could presume GSP is straight too (although, I’m not really sure and would NEVER imagine it so).
zZz.. When Randy Savage gained footing as a celeb there was no WWE. If I had said WWE all you bitches would be accusing me faking my age or some other nonsensical bullshit that doesn’t contribute much to the post.
And remember WWE is fake so nooobooody ever gets hurt or dies in the ring. Right.
I hate when people use assume and presume interchangably.
I think the WWE is “fake” in the sense that the winner is predetermined, but the men and women in those rings are “real” entertainers in the sense that they perform stunts which require skill, and put themselves at risk of injury and death.
IMO, WWF was some good entertainment, but I was a kid when I watched that and it was more athletic and more about wrestling then. The WWE, from what I’ve seen while watching the ticker, is now all about acting, and what terrible actors and writers they’ve got working for that org. So, when I refer to wrestling I’ll use the old acronym WWF, thanks!
I couldn’t understand what the OP was talking about…’harassed at a fighting championship’… so checking the responses, now I get it…Your all talking about the Ultimate Hugging Show ! I tried to watch that once…but after about 15 minutes (felt like a week ) of watching 2 men holding each other closely, in a horizontal position ! I figured with all that fondling ,they’re going to start kissing & f****** soon. Seeing as I wanted to watch a fight, not a porn show, I left.
You know if you ever go to one of those ‘shows’ live, you could bring some KY with you, & all you fans can throw it into the ring…might get the hardcore bit going a bit faster.
As to the OP’s bitch about a shithole bar & lousy service…Are you forced to go there ? Then don’t, is there any more simple solution?
Iehova, the sentence is crafted carefully to correctly use “assume” (before the presumption) and presume (after the presumption). Kindly, get the point then fuck off.
LOL kay, I never said you were a gay dude, I just said you were a dude.
But hey if you’re so determined power to you. KAY PRIDE!
fizz… what am I going on about GSP for then? What’s a GSP? Do you know? You just babble on anyway. Get it? “Babylon”.. yeah, I’m about as funny as you.
Hahaha
All I said was that you are a dude.
You’re the one who read into it too much.
What’s the matter kay? Am I getting to ya?
can’t compare to NGF. You’ll have to sink to a new low
Do you know who GSP is yet? Any lights coming on yet?
lorilulu, it was good at the time… but trust me, if you go back and re-watch it, you will find yourself scratching your head at the promos and slightly bored at some of the matches.
they are very dated at this point…
flying double-axehandles were ‘devastating’ and the ultimate warrior rambling on about stars and his army of warriors…..
lol…jake’s snake was real though wasn’t it?
Owen Hart was real.
Kay’s just posting to see her name again. I bet her computer monitor is covered in gold stars that she gives herself whenever she sees her name on a screen.
Yeah, like GSP would want to get funky with a hateful, old cunt from Ontario/NS.
And its easy to knock pro wrestling when you don’t understand it. John Cena puts more work into a day than Nate Diaz.
true story… their latest house show was the second they did that day… and that doesn’t include all the warmup, travel, food, etc…
they run them pretty hard.
the absolute UFC would be Kay vs NGF – no holds barred – anyone want to be the commentator?
any of us would be better than joe rogan…
he’s animated but man, that voice gets to me by the end of the ppv’s
GSP stands for:
Government Security Policy
Government Stimulous Package
Gas Simulation Program
Generalized System of Preferences
Global Sport Products
Genocide Studies Program
Global Social Policy
Govenor’s Scholarship Program
etc etc…
Weird, nothing to do with UFC, MMA, or BJJ at all! Jesus kay, what are you going on about GSP for? Weirdo.
george is pretty good, but I always liked watchin the bigger guys…
especially back in the day with guys like severn and predator don frye….
they knew what a shit-kicking was. Nothing like watching severn chuck dudes all over the place.
royce was interesting but ultimately his entire strategy was to survive the initial onslaught enough to monkey around the guy and jitz him out.
effective (obviously) but not the hard-hitting action most people want to see.
I’d totally pay top dollar to see NGF and kay fight in a “Steel Cage of Death” match. No rules. Who’d be the first to bring out the chair to smash across the other one’s back? Who’ll get body-slammed on the table?
I can be the presenter. I have a loud and obnoxious voice. In fact, you have likely overheard me on the streets of Halifax but just didn’t know, of course.
And that’s the bottom line ’cause QPMZWONXEIBCRUV said so!
Joe Rogan is actually a black belt in BJJ. He’s the best commentator that the UFC has had since Ryan Bennett passed away in 2006. I’ll take Rogan over Mike Goldberg and Frank-fucking-Mir anyday. To each their own though =)
The greatest MMA commentating duo ever was Sifu Q Stephen Quadros and El Guapo Bas Rutten.
NGF: Bas and Quadros were the greatest duo ever!! I think the perfect commentating combo would be Bas, Rogan and Mauro Renallo (if his voice wasn’t so fucking annoying!!). They all know their shit, they all LOVE the sport and they’re all pretty entertaining. As far as guest commentators go, Mir does suck, but Florian, Couture and Frank Shamrock all do a pretty good job. I’m not much of a fan of Florian, but he does an amazing job commmentating.
zZz: the problem with your preferences is that you liked the old NHB days and not MMA. If it weren’t for the time limits, rules and weight classes, we wouldn’t have the UFC today. I agree that some of the old school fights were great but they in no way compare to today’s fights.
I haven’t watched wrestling since the days of Whipper Billy Watson, The Texan and The Sheik live at the Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto (yes, I am that old = ). I don’t remember seeing Andre the Giant…obviously he came after my brief exposure to wrestling (as a kid, of course = ).
I think they are a ridiculous spectacle…the “skills” having little or no relevance to survival in today’s world.
Two brain-dead thugs beating each other to a pulp in a ring…I suppose it beats having them relieve their brain-ache (it hurrrrts!!I hear a voice!) on society…
Useless…like the old joke:
Guy’s sitting in a bar and this douche-bag comes up and chops him on the neck…
“That’s ‘karate, from China’!” he says laughing, and walks off.
Next night the douche-bag comes up beside the guy and flips him “That’s ju-jitsu from darkest Japan”, he laughs.
That Friday, the douche-bag is entertaining “the ladies” with his tats and stories of his trip to Cancun…when suddenly; WHAM!!!
The guy looks down and says “when he wakes up, tell him that was a “Hammer from Canadian Tire”
baD mR fRosTy: You know, you’re right. I mean hey, you’re a trucker right? So that MUST mean that you’re an obesely overweight, racist hillbilly with a beard, 27 tattoos of different girls names and enjoy blow jobs from transvestite hookers while on the road. Right? And you MUST hate ALL sports then, since none of them are really relevant to survival in today’s world.
I enjoy BMF’s posts but I wonder if he thinks he an take an MMA fighter in a street brawl.
Keep on truckin’, Bad Mother Fucker! Hey, I know someone who dropped out of university to become a trucker. I’m stealing your joke by the way to tell all my imaginary friends.
Most karate is from Japan. Kung Fu is from China.
Jiu Jitsu’s origins are in India and then migrated to Japan and then to Brazil.
Thank you Kay, for living up to my expectations. I said that I hate when people mix up the two words, not that you had done so.
Kindly get the point and fuck off, you narcissistic cunt.
yeah, I suppose I liked the old days…
can’t name too many I’m avidly watching these days though. I do like watching brock though, must admit. he bootfucked Mir pretty bad and seems to be learning and taking direction well. I was REALLY looking forward to Carwin and he roughing it up but I suppose I can settle for carwin destroying Mir as well and then getting to it.
Oasis, right? Tell me I’m right. I need to know there’s a legitimate reason why I’ve avoided that place all along.
Poster can’t say where the place is. It’s against the LTWWB rules. I removed them from the post and removed another post from the OP. So you’ll just have to guess.
refinedsugar: I’ve had nothing but GOOD experiences at the Oasis when the UFC is on. I’ve gone there dozens of times and never had any problems. The bar staff have always treated me well (probably because I tip them well) and have even gone so far as to set up a new table for me and my friends, right in front of the big screen.
Come on Andy, the Bitchworld has to know! You’re a bit hypocritical with that “rule” as well: you have no problem when someone identifies places like Starbucks, McDonald’s, Walmart, Applebee’s, and other big mainstream corporate franchises in their Bitches / Loves. Why are the independents given a break?
qpmzwonxeibcruv, if I said I’ll meet you at McDonalds, Walmart, Starbucks….
would you know where to go? odds are we wouldn’t meet.
if I said Oasis, Alerhouse, Palace, etc… would you then?
It’s all about identification.
I keep forgetting that rule as well, but he keeps me in check.
Q: The big name chain rules are a bit more relaxed because there are more of them in town. If I were to post a bitch about how much Subway sucks or how I got a bad Subway sandwich, that would likely be fine as it doesn’t name the location. If I said the service at the Main St. Subway sucks, I’d more than likely be edited . If poster meant the Oasis, then naming it is a bit unfair as we’re all familiar with it. Probably some legal mumbo jumbo involved.
Besides, it’s more fun to come up with creative ways to circumvent the rule. Instead of the Oasis, I could say, “the sports bar with the chicken mascot”. Instead of Bob’s Taxi, it’s “Large Dartmouth Taxi Monopoly”, and so on. LTWWB can be a fun game sometimes.
I have seen actual addresses locations of these establishments posted here before. There was a Bitch about a new Starbucks opening up near the Hydrostone not too long ago and one about Applebee’s in Clayton Park a few months ago, as well. I think The Coast just doesn’t like the “big American franchises” and kind of has it in for them while rooting for the little guy, which is fine. It is, after all, Halifax’s free weekly left-leaning paper. I tend to enjoy most of it, especially LTWWB and all you fine fellow posters.
You are right though, PDG. It is fun trying to guess… plus I think most of us here are fairly certain it’s The Oasis. Would The Coast have posted the Bitch if it said “popular but dingy basement bar on Spring Garden Road with the chicken mascot?” There’s been a few Loves posted.
Wow do I ever spend way too much time here. I should get outside!
Anybody want to get a posse together for UFC 108 on January 2?
We can all grow chin-strap beards, wear touques and get imitation Tap Out shirts at Scotia Square. Lets see if any entitled waitress tries to keep our change and if some fat old boss tries to beat the group of us up.
kay, you can come too if you promise not to stink.
Question Kay owen heart is real – now with out googling it – where is he from ? hint=your home town?
So who’s up for that UFC Party?