Hi Self! So… you made a perfect pan of mint brownies for a lovely co-worker, pop them in the oven, and after the first *ding!* think they need a few more minutes. But INSTEAD of re-setting the alarm like you should, you decide “Okay, when Big Brother comes on, I’ll take them out.”
REALLY?! You KNOW what happens when shitty reality TV is on: You get glued to it and stupid! You are SO lucky just the edges burnt and not the entire pan of them. Jeesh. —Yourself
This article appears in Aug 5-11, 2010.
whomever wrote this; you need help stat !
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Let me guess, you then ate the entire pan and cried about it for an hour. I’d say I pity your boyfriend but I’m pretty sure I’m your husband. *Rimshot* W-w-wwow. W-w-what a great audience. Thank’s folks, I’ll be at the Ramada Inn in Burnside for the next week. I’m not performing there; I just don’t dare go home >; )
*hugs his TV*
Ahhhh! IVAN, I need your help! Book crisis! Eeeep!
Fuck, Big Brother is such a dumb show. You deserve your edge burnt brownies, OP.
What’s your crisis TBR.? Tell Dr. Ivan all about it.
i know there are a multitude of these soul-sucking “shows* about…but i know there is an audience, just hope i don’t know any fans. *sigh* i suppose it’s like corrie st.
Dr. Ivan… my post didn’t work… please eMail at the_blackrose@live.ca! Need advice! Need help! Need a drink!
Dr. Ivan…a new reality show only on The Coast.
People still watch Big Brother? Now that just cries out “Save me.”
Dont know about TV or even reality TV (as thats half the shows out there now), but really bad reality TV will certainly rot your brain. rare occasion to politely agree with sebastian…watching BB is one thing..but admitting you watch it is something else entirely!. I admire your courage poster. BB watchers should have a list on the internet like when a pedophile moves into your neighborhood so people know when not to visit someones house and who not to bump into to avoid the most pointless conversation imagineable…
Mint brownies? Yummmmy!
Could you please post the recipe?
Shit, I had the opposite experience, OP. I decided to bake and forgot all about BB on Wednesday night 😛
I really hope Brendon or Rachel don’t get PoV on wednesday because if I have to watch that fake-tittied slut carry his [gorgeous] balls around in her purse any longer I’m gonna puke.
Hey Newt, If I had my own reality show it would probably be like that Gieco ad with R. Lee Ermey as a a therapist.
“You know what makes me sad – YOU DO!”
Never fails to crack me up >: )
lol I had never seen the commercial…it is good. But why is a guy like that practicing psychoanalysis in the first place? lol