This is obviously for all you morons who think you actually have somewhere important to be 5 minutes ago and haven’t got the decency to follow simple rules of the road such as speed limits and the use of turn signals. Yes, you and yes you are a moron.
To quote the famous Sparky Anderson. “I’m nobody special and neither are you.” Our roads are public places like parks and libraries and citizens are morally required to treat other citizens as they would want to be treated when using these public places. Don’t worry. I can see you all rolling your eyes and shaking your heads. That just means you’re an asshole but too damn scared to admit it. Ha ha. Wake up. You are rushing around in your dead end life to your dead end jobs. Havin’ fun yet dummy? What’s the goddamn rush? Obviously some people have emergencies, but not every day.
And for all you people who think I’m the one out to lunch and bitchin’, UP YOURS. I’m rich, good looking and have got life by the balls because I work hard, treat people with respect and ask for nothing… try it sometime. —Here for a good time, not a long time
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
“I’m rich, good looking and have got life by the balls because I work hard, treat people with respect and ask for nothing”…?
You now seem to be asking people to observe the rules of the road……apparently you do ask for something……..so now I am doubting your wealth, good looks, and having life by the balls…..oh yeah, and watch out those balls don’t get the crabs.
“UP YOURS.”
“treat people with respect”
Roads ARE NOT public places like parks & libraries !
You would know that if you had a drivers license. You are not allowed to DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE IN A PARK OR A LIBRARY.
The roads on the other hand are for driving on…not posing as you casually saunter on them ! On your way to your dead-end job & sucking life .
Your dumm, More.
Oh I do think you’re out to lunch. So out to lunch that you’ve deluded yourself into thinking that you’re rich, good looking and have life by the balls…
And also, nothing about your bitch implies that you work hard, treat people with respects or ask for nothing.
Was going to say something similar but tee beat me to it.
“Your”?????
“Dumm”?????
Whose Sparky Anderson?
Sorry, who’s…
sparky was a manager of the cincinatti reds baseball time way back whe mmmethinks though the op is thinking of yogi berra however he of such famous quips as: deja vu all over again 🙂
Oh yeah! Well I’m middle class, average looking and wouldn’t mind if you grabbed my balls.
OP, you could always take the bus….but that would be torture.
I heard that when there is two people on the highway, one going 100kph and one 120kph, on AVERAGE, the person going 120 kph saves approx 2 minutes. Of course depending on how far they’re traveling.
Is it worth 2 minutes?
You think a lot of yourself….who are you trying to convince us? or your self?
holy shit! I knew he was on a mad electronic posting spree, but did Charlie Sheen just post a bitch on theCoast?!?!?!?
wow.
jonnoman…its a funny reply from NGF, isn’t it.
I can’t top that ~;)
Look up in the sky, dude. That was a point flying right above ya.
THe point is on the top of your head NGF, maybe try wearing a hat & it won’t be so noticeable .
No, that’s actually where I hide my stash.
hahaha http://img2.prosperent.com/images/250×250/…
Daft and incompetent drivers are out there, 100% agreement from me. But what on earth does looks and money have to do with making a turn signal or lack there of? Maybe you should pay more attention to the road so you can keep an eye out and react for stupid drivers and less time admiring your egotistical ass in the rear view. Most of the time the twits on the road are rich nipples like yourself who think they are too good to obey common traffic laws. Dumbass!
they are only there, to make vehicles look cool and sell more units.