Hey neighbor…

I’m really sick of hearing your loud dance music at all hours of the day. And enough with the bass! It’s shaking my goddamn walls.

STOP. —I just want a few moments of peace

This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2013.

Join the Conversation

5 Comments

  1. Reply

  2. There seems to be a rash of these types of bitches recently, ironic if they all lived in the same building.

    Shalom, and are you going to eat all that bacon?

    Reply

  3. Probably some 20-year-old, midi-playing wannabe DJ blasting his gay Deadmau5 tunes.

    Reply

  4. You didn’t happen to run into a Stormtrooper, Bounty Hunter, Klingon, Space Marine, and/or giant robot mascot while you were down at the festival, did you, Ivanski?

    Reply

  5. I did see the Halcon contingent, Agent 195. Also saw Mindsnap slinging beer. I would have introduced meself, but she was working and I didn’t want to seem weird.
    >: (

    Reply
Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *