to all you annoying fuckheads who cruise around town, especially late at night, blasting trailer-trash hip-hop/noise on a set of subwoofers that cost more than the shitbox car you’re driving… do you attention-seeking losers have any idea how pathetic you are?? get a life for fucksake!

if i had a rocket launcher…

This article appears in Jul 10-16, 2008.

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  1. whenever i will buy a car, i will make a point of driving around with some harsh noise (the genre. look it up) blaring out of my speakers. at 3 am on a friday morning. that’ll show those gangstazz.

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  2. That goddamn booming bass makes me want to pull out a parking meter and pound their fucking windshield in. It always amazes me that people with no fucking taste in music always pump it up the loudest.

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  3. I really like it when you can hear the panels of the car vibrating LOUDER than the music!! So fucking tacky…

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