Hey roommates that fuck ALL the time, turning a fan or music on in YOUR room, doesn’t make it harder for anyone else in the apartment to hear your moaning, wailing, gasping, and ball slapping. It works the same for noisy shits – the bathroom fan makes YOU feel more comfortable, not the rest of us. Please if you’re going to fuck ALL day, turn a fan on in MY room. —Friends Say Loud Music Helps
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.
Are these the same diseased roommates who work up a really noxious pong when rutting. A fan ain’t gonna help, but deep heating rub in their baby-oil might.
OP. what do you suggest? which one should stroll into your room buck naked to turn on a fan?
They live there. They can fuck as loud and as long as they want.
Why don’t YOU turn a fan on in your room? It sounds like you have roomates who are considerate and are atleast TRYING to be modest!
Can the poor guy help it if he has slappy low-hangers? As for the moans of pleasure, silent sex is only fun when it’s sneaky sex. Stop listening and go get some yourself!
i love white noise
OB what you need in one word…Headphones !
tommyjules. Yes. They DO have a right to fuck loudly at all hours of the day and night. Just like OP has the right to call the nearest sympathetic ear and bitch loudly about said fucking, blast that discovery channel song on high volume or do any other number of things that might shame them into toning it down just a bit.
I can’t believe you want them to turn on your fan…WTF? Just, y’know, turn it on yourself. Or masturbate loudly, who the fuck cares really.
lol…I’d just start jumping on my bed so that the headboard was slamming the adjoining wall and scream obscenities at the top of my lungs until they got the hint, orrrrrrrr, go get the raunchiest, dirtiest porno you can lay your hands on and just blast it on 10 from your tv. Either way, it’s a win-win. You get to have fun and shame your roomies at the same time AND they hopefully will take the hint and tone it down/fuck somewhere else.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NgXTZb26sfw/TcI3…
Ball slapping.
LOLZ.
An air conditioner might work, but a fan in your room or theirs won’t. My mom snores a fuck of a lot louder than those two fuck — I’d put money on that, and ain’t nuthin’ but an AC makes that shit go away.
I_K, I was thinking more along the lines of getting some his/herself.. but sure
Lol, at least someone who lives there is gettin some decent lovin OP…. you sound a little jealous, hot dirty sex and regular bowel movements….. it must drive you nuts
Sabotage their birth control….replace her pills with something similar looking, and pierce holes in his condoms. Once they are knocked up, tell them to move out….no room for baby. It also helps to record their noises and then set that as the ring tone on their phones & voicemail.
Tommy, i’m pretty sure I used to work with you…….
I’m with Great Value, you want your roommates to walk into your room, naked, all aroused and turn on your fan? On second thought, maybe that is what you want!
You know, I love all the “go get some for yourself” comments.
Some of us are picky about who we fuck. I could be a huge ho if I wanted to but I have no interest or inclination on going out and “getting some” or letting someone fuck me just because.
Soooooo perhaps OP isn’t a ho, either and has no inclination to become one?
OOOOOR! Maybe OP *is* getting some! ‘magine that! I’m sure all y’all just LOVE hearing others fuck in the next room. Would anyone be telling OP to go out and get some if it were their parents who were fucking within earshot that they were complaining about?
I’d rather have an enema than listen to others fuck in the next room and I’m perfectly satisfied with the state of my sex life.
PK you said it quite eloquently and I agree. I have a certain friend who … not only relinquishes every sordid detail of her sex life but wonders why her other friends aren’t as “active”. I’ve said many a time, there’s nothing wrong with sex, nothing at all … but don’t cry about it the next day. If you’re gonna have sex, have it with no regrets! Anyway, when confronted about her crying issues she was adamant that “we were just jealous, and that we really couldn’t even handle her sex life if we tried!” It’s the same sorta thing here, if you express any kind of opinion on the situation well then you MUST be a dried up prune in need of more sex yourself … …
… any private activity that I can hear loudly through your walls … not ok with … I couldn’t imagine just sitting through wailing as plain as damn day, with a smile on my face, while I study … and I couldn’t imagine being THAT loud while knowing other people are in the house sharing the space. I’m not sure in what world that became ok. If it’s so ok, then fuck on the damn bus then, moan there too … but wait you don’t live on the bus right … well until you can afford to pay for the airspace to make your loud noise, aka in your own home or apartment, until then have courtesy and realize NO, no you don’t live alone. If you can moan while you shit and have sex well I can fart and burp as loudly as I want in your presence, in fact I’m gonna press my butt on your door and let ‘er rip so you can hear the sound vibration through your wall. (ugh, I feel gross for saying that, but you get the point… hopefully).
Fucking hippies.
Go get someone louder.
Situation solved.
are you a female o.p.? are you getting any?if you answered yes to first, and no to last, then i can really help you out with the last. and the first, well we could make al kinds of animals sounds, s o they would get the hint. interested, give me an email.i’m here every night, and day, and in betwixt.
Whoa — worked up Donk! I love it! lolz.
And the “you’re just jealous” line doesn’t only come out when dealing with sex — it comes out when you criticize ANYTHING, which is hilarious because there are actually people out there who *gasp* aren’t jealous of others.
I have a friend who constantly tries to make me jealous. She’s soooo insecure that bragging and trying to make other envy her is her main goal in life and we’ve gotten into some pretty ugly arguments before when she’s tried to flaunt things and I don’t take the bait. Really, I don’t care how much her boyfriend makes, I don’t care how big her new TV is, I don’t care if she’s getting fucked four times a day and I especially don’t care about her new car. Why? Because despite the blinding rage these days, I’m pretty content with what I’ve got. And that eats at her.
So news flash: just because someone’s not flaunting their sex life or going out and ‘getting some’ (whatever that means), doesn’t mean they’re jealous of those who fuck loudly and as frequent as rabbits, and doesn’t mean they’re a dried up prude. 99% of ladies out there could be hos if they wanted to (that 1% being women like this lady: http://www.ergogenics.org/65.html), but many choose not only not to be, but to be discreet about their sex lives.
And there sure as hell isn’t anything wrong with not having sex outside of a relationship or even with a good friend they care about and trust. And neither of those fuckers grow on trees.
“It’s like your mind is in Donksturbia
The darkness is the light
Donksturbia
Am I scaring you tonight
Donksturbia
Ain’t used to what you like
Donksturbia, Donksturbia”
Bum Bum Be-dum Bum Bum Be-dum Bum
Donk and PK laying in a tree….
F-U-C-K-I-N-G….
First comes boinking… then they take the option…
of raising a little boy from Mawali through adoption!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWrQUtx018…
I’d pay good money to see that. 😛
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If you can moan while you shit and have sex well I can fart and burp as loudly as I want in your presence, in fact I’m gonna press my butt on your door and let ‘er rip so you can hear the sound vibration through your wall
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Is anyone else completely turned on right now?
If I were a Japanese businessman I’d think I had died and gone to heaven.
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Where at pocketrocket?
Nothing to do with this bitch, but how’s about another summit soon?
Thoughts?
I have a location in mind!
Do itttt. I was too hungover for the last one 😀
Yes please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5DIuEm8BXw…
I’d be down PK.
hih?