About 2 weeks ago one morning I woke up in my bed and I planned to keep sleeping. As I was drifting back to sleep, I started hearing loud moans, both from a man and woman, along with bed-squeaking noises coming from next-door…geez I wonder what THEY were doing? I tried to ignore it but it got louder!
By the way, I heard the same fucking thing 8 times since! Almost every fucking morning I am awakened by this or I hear it when I’m already awake! I have my fucking window closed and I can still hear them as if they were in the next room! I also noticed that their bedroom (I assume) window is always open! Hey, horny couple, it’s fucking November now, close your fucking window, I don’t need to hear your orgasms every morning!
This article appears in Nov 20-26, 2008.
Got an airhorn?
just remember – Neighbours who get off frequently at home, don’t frequently get off by offing their neighbours.
I see no problem with a 7am shag – without open mouth kissing. Sounds like someone has a new girlfriend/boyfriend. It will calm down after a while.In the meantime why don’t you go ahead and get yourself a girlfriend/boyfriend, take your mind off things, it sounds like you have a lot of aggression that needs to be released.
Jealous?
welcome to apartment life. Perhaps move your bed off the common wall if its there now. Maybe ask them to do the same. Otherwise fine a more soundproof place to liveI’m a big fan of chopping the morning wood with the s/o myself 🙂
your building’s construction must SUCK if you can hear people shagging so loud that you can’t sleep. Go find a concrete building to live in. I live in one and I can’t hear a damn thing.
Just to inform you, people, I do NOT live in an apartment. I live in a house. My horny neighbours also live in a house. My bedroom window is less than a stone’s throw from their bedroom window. And yes the head of my bed is set against the window, that’s the way I have slept my entire life, with my head by my window. But, like I implyed, maybe I wouldn’t hear them if they would just shut THEIR fucking window! I shouldn’t have to change my sleeping arrangements just for them! Pretty Kitty, they are WAY louder than the average couple, I promise! And Tickle, shut the fuck up, I am not jealous, I’ve had my share of good shags!
I had to deal with a snorer ( a very loud one ) on the other side of my older duplex. ( no concrete firewall ) I built a sound reducing wall. it was either that, move or put up and shut up. Of course building a wall may not be a solution for you, and yes if their window is open I can still hear. However this is a bitch section.. so keep on if it makes you feel better. You’re not alone in your noise issues 🙂
Oh sweet morning sex, how I yearn for thee!
Whoa whoa calm down there Rosie. Have you had your share of loud shags LATELY? It doesn’t sound like it.Try playing badly recorded bangra music out your window when they do it. They might get the picture.
House? well that sucks.You should get a camera, video tape it and post it on the internet, then drop a copy of the link under their door…that’ll likely get ’em to stop (or, at 3am start randomly moaning in their direction when they’re sleeping — fight fire with fire).Thing *is* you can’t just expect people to not have sex — like it’s pretty unreasonable to say “stop fucking” whereas saying “turn your fucking stereo down” is more than reasonable *sigh*
Have you tried asking if they know they’re broadcasting the Sexcapades? Or asked them to shut the damn window? If not, I suppose you can technically call the cops on them according to the noise bylaw, if it’s before 7am on the weekdays. It says yelling, shouting, whistling or hooting, so I suppose that’s in there somewhere.
Happened again this morning around 7:30, 8! I was already awake at 7ish. And expected to hear them go at it again since it hasn’t happened since I wrote this bitch, and sure enough, THEY DID! Swampdonkey, as you said I’m telling them today to close the damn window, and the fucking better do it!
I feel insulted if the neighbours don’t hear my girl when we do the do
You’re lucky, I wish I could hear people having sex next door. I get off from it. One night I thought I heard something along the lines of a moan but then realized it was just someone groaning and talking to someone else. Such a bummer. Yah, I’m a pervert!
seriously though,if hearing people have sex (next door) is the worst thing about your current living arrangements, you should probably get over it. i used to live with a couple who had sex day and night. we would be eating breakfast and well they’re at it again. you don’t hear me bitching about it, do you? it’s part of life for god’s sake. why is it a bad thing that 2 people are in a happy relationship (or whatever)? and, unless you work back shift, 7 really isn’t THAT early. just get up and go to another part of your house??:)
Wow.I realize that this is the bitch section, but nevertheless…now people complain because their neighbours are fucking??? And, more specifically, the neighbours whose bedroom window is so incredibly close????? Look, it’s not their fault that the windows are so close. And lots of people like to air their house out in the morning (myself included), so if they fuck while they do it, so be it. It is THEIR house after all! And, 7am is not that early and not an “illegal” time for making some noise. I understand griping, but this one is hard to take. Complaining about people fucking? Get yourself a dildo and compete, I say! My wife likes to make a lot of noise, and in fact only gets off when she does…and if you were my neighbour and told me to tone it down, I would kindly smile, say “suuuuuuuuuuuure” and then promptly have wild sex with her. You are a bitch, lady!