You went to the market with me…I listened to you complain and whine about your housemates, that chick who threw herself at you-and you rejected firmly. I wake up to the rudest email from you, dictating to me as if we go out, who I should be hanging out with etc. we are NOT dating. I thought we could be friends, but you’re a self absorbed dork who think of only himself, his needs and his gripes. You suck. No wonder you don’t have any friends left here or in Tokyo. —Cake

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  1. you know, years ago i knew a guy who was a self absorbed asshole.

    i told him i didn’t like him and no, he could not be my friend.

    end of story.

  2. As if you go out? Who the hell has the right to dictate anything to another person? Dating, friends, married, singles, co-workers or the fucking trash collector, no person has the right to dictate anything to another. If someone does this tell them to FUCK OFF pronto. Now you’ll realize a trip to the market with Kim Jong-un isn’t as much fun as first thought.

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