You pounded on my door at 6:00am this morning screaming that I stole your garbage can. No, fuckhead, I took the garbage can that was rolling around the driveway and placed it behind the garbage bin so it wouldn’t hit my car. How was I supposed to know who it belonged to? You aren’t even in the building that shares this driveway which means it already blew down the street. I told a couple of the neighbours where it was in case anyone was looking for it. I would hardly call that “stealing”. I hope I broke your foot when I slammed it in the door. I also hope you DO call the police like you threatened. Who do you think they will believe… the 6″ 280 pound old man who was seen by neighbours screaming and swearing at me or the 5″4 23 year old girl who safely stored your runaway garbage can? Can’t wait until you tell them about me assaulting you. —Can-Can Girl
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.
He just wanted an excuse to talk to you ;D. Like how little boys would be mean to little girls they liked.
you assaulted an old man? your a big girl aren’t you. no matter how pissed off you are you don’t assault people, so i hope the police does believe the old man, hes old, your young, i know who i would believe.
Anyway i call bullshit on this anyway, its got wrestling size exaggerations. 280lb old man? i like how you avoided your weight though.
i steal orange traffic cones^^i have a plan
honey, the next time a can comes flying to you, just take it, and let it go on the other side of the street. best way to avoid mr. numbnuts from accusing you of anything.
and if they should happen to see you, just say it looked like the one, from across the street. and tell them to fucking take it in, in a wind storm, and make sure it is secured properly. if it’s metal, flatten the fucking thing, out of sight, that is, hehehehe.
Time of the month? Time to control those anger fueled frenzies. The old dude just wanted his trash can back.
I’m very interested in your plan, painey. Would you like to share under the anonymity of the bitch page?
The last thing I’d do is open a door at 6:00am when someone is screaming and pounding on the other side.
Yeah, why open the door in the first place? And whats with LTWWBers saying you shouldn’t have ‘assaulted’ him or suggesting you might be on the rag? Lame, people, lame.
Sweetie, no matter the size of the man, between his legs there are two little parts hanging that give the same reaction when you kick them into the roof of his mouth. If someone ever did that to my door at that time of the morning I’d videotape him and call the cops.