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  1. Someone is obviously trying to destroy metro transit. Look at the bus purchasing. Who buys that useless crap?

  2. I’d rather have the Mod spend her time on getting us more frequent bitch updates instead of censoring posts like these. 3 page bitch update every 3 days means less attention paid to each bitch and that’s kind of not fair to those who bothered to bitch on here. Just sayin’.

  3. only to you if you don’t know how to read or figure a simple little fucking booklet out. are you that fucking dense,o.p.

  4. Oldhand: you realise NGF’s playing you like a puppet, right?

    He’s trying to get you all worked up because he can and you fall for it every time.

    Ignore him and he’ll stop. You fall for the troll’s bait every time, my friend.

  5. Thing with NGF is, he doesn’t take any of this shit seriously. He just reads it and chuckles and uses his sausagey fingers to type something else while chuckling.

    He’s got a week off before he starts classes again, so he needs SOMETHING to entertain his fat ass.

    Oldhand, on the other hand (lol) takes all this shit seriously. You can tell. He’s seething every time he reads what NGF says. You always get ONE of those on any internet board. They take something way too seriously, threaten to leave, leave when they realize no one cares and then ends up coming back a day later. I think it’s great, because reading how seriously OH takes the internet makes me feel A LOT better about myself 🙂

    But seriously, man, CHILL. It’s the internet. It’s not real life. Take a break from the internet once and a while and get some fresh air!

  6. No. Nice Goin Fat takes real pleasure in hurting other people.

    You like that? You think it is funny? I think it is fucking sick.

    Oh he is serious about his insults alright. He needs to do it to live. I can tell you right now he will end up in jail.

    People who talk like that, really are like that. I fully expect this man to kill people. He is one sick fucker.

    Think about it. He shows all the signs.

  7. No pretty Kitty, this is not abut NGF. It is about the coast staff.

    I don’t give a rats ass about NGF, it could be anyone. And no, there is not always one. You just ban the assholes. It is simple.

    I’m curious how long they will support this sick behaviour. I have watched him attack and drive off dozens of users.

    This is not about troll bait. This is a vendetta.

    Every time, he is the one who attacks people. He is not here to bitch, he is a sadist here to take pleasure in the pain of others. It is not acceptable to harbour such sick people in your online community.

    I’m here to demonstrate that to the obviously overloaded coast staff.

  8. A vendetta? On the bitch Board? I think you need something better to do. NGF really doesn’t bother the rest of us – just you. So maybe it’s you who is/has the problem, oldhand… I agree with PK on this on.

  9. Holy fuck, oldhand. Listen to Pretty Kitty. It’s the ‘Net. You’re not going to change the world, the internet, or LTWWB with your meagre comeback crusade. Just roll with it and laugh.

  10. I’m writing off oldhandjob as stale, boring twat that can’t take a joke…
    or some raging lunatic ready to find the nearest clock-tower.

    I’m learning towards stale, old fuck though.
    How can you be so raving mad at that pudge-bowl?

    oldhand needs to get out more and realize there is humor in the world.
    Go lick a choda and experience something!

  11. “He’s a sick fuck that needs correction.”

    According to you. Were you appointed disciplinarian of the internet? Trust me, your posts are way more annoying than anything NGF writes. He’s funny. Your holier-than-thou attitude is just sad. What are you, 17?

  12. I think if we did a LTWWB vote at our next Bitchers Summit, it would be for oldhandjob (me likes the name, zZz) to stop the ridiculousness because NGF only really pisses oldhandjob off. And oldhandjob will not be able to correct NGF so he should just go find a new vendetta and a new location to launch it.

  13. I’m just giving you what you want. It is clear that assaulting each new user here is a pleasure for several of you, led by one juvenile and incest obsessed asshole.

  14. There’s an old saying…: Don’t like the war? Turn it off.

    That is the mechanism I am employing here.

  15. Aye, here’s the rub…if you don’t like something someone has posted just SCROLL ON BY!

    Self-appointed censors are not necessary. That’s why there is a ‘report this comment’ option and The Coast’s employment of a moderator. We’re all big girls and boys here at LTWWB and don’t need self-appointed rescuers like Oldhand to come to our defense when someone posts something about us we don’t like.

    Besides, the Fatman has got nothing on certain other posters who take perverse delight in belittling and slamming posters they disagree with. Fat’s harmless. Annoying and mundane sometimes, but essentially benign.

    Oldhand’s vendetta is obsessive and ridiculous. Oldhand does NOT make the rules here. Intolerance will not be tolerated!

  16. Somebody takes themselves wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously! Good for a laugh for the rest of us though. oldhand should write a book on how to alienate the world with one’s self-righteousness being as he’s such an expert on the subject.

    “He’s got hand and he’s gonna need it” comes to mind every time.

  17. I would agree. In general you are a positive influence here, but on occasion you do validate their sadistic behaviour.

  18. Sounds kinda like oldhandjob’s suffering from narcissistic personality disorder, and NGF somehow pushed the right buttons because the bugger (oldhandjob) is seriously going through a narcissistic lashing out tantrum.

    Just read the comment on how NGF “needs correction.” Don’t the rest of you find it a bit sick that this wing nut feels he has the authority to make that decision regarding some total stranger on the internet that everyone thus far around here has opinionated that they’re not really bothered [or concerned] about said person?

    Seriously, dude, take your hand off your dick, turn off the computer and find some sort of IRL social network because it’s not hard to tell you haven’t had human contact since the internet became mainstream.

    …though…what if oldhandjob is like the best troll ever and we’re all being had…? possible?

  19. I love the psychoanalysis insults, they are definitely more creative than NGF’s incessant incest references.

    This is turning into a fucking brilliant demonstration.

  20. Oh. and on the topic of what qualifies me? Take a look at my first post here.

    You can all say thank you now. I’m about to save your ass for the second time too. Get it?

  21. I’m sorry… what did you think BITCH meant?

    NGF didn’t create shit… he’s just along for the ride like the rest of us.

  22. I said he didn’t create it…
    He’s imploring it… rather well.
    and yes, you lost a few posts… not sure why but I’m thinking Mod is being spammed by ‘report this comment’ clicks from some of your inane behaviours.

    and believe me, I need not be directed to bitches… I read em all several times over.
    everyone knows that…. and is occasionally the highjack topic of some bitches themselves.
    sure, I have no life… I live in my parents basement… uggo, fat slob who loves his hand more than talking to real life women… all that jazz.
    yawn.

    I can’t just be an amazing multi-tasker with a phenomenally underutilized memory subjected several times daily to useless banter.

  23. Oldhandjob, you’re not saving anyone form anyone, you silly poser. No one cares. You’re simply replacing Kay as our new object of ridicule.

  24. I’d LOVE to see that proof.
    be sure to show your work along with all intermediary steps…

  25. Well, they deleted my post that called screen_name out as baiting me to break the law.

    They were so obvious.

    The Coast staff are definitely complicit in this then. Man this honeypot just gets sweeter.

    You are all fixated on Kay. I am not Kay. Face it, the majority of people think that the kind of behaviour you exhibit here is unacceptable. It is just that few of us can be bothered to tell you.

    So. Since The Coast staff will delete posts selectively to adjust context to their favour, I will simply have modify my posting style to continue to illustrate the problem here.

    I wonder if management is aware of this yet?

  26. Look at them. Skittering around like so many rats or cockroaches when exposed to the light.

    I call out screen_name for baiting me to break the law. They delete that. I mean come on… now that is right in your face.

    Keep digging deeper people. We’re not to the bottom of the hole yet.

  27. Oldhand:

    I’ve been deleting comments made by you AND NGF all day, as the reports just keep coming in. There is no selective process, nor am I trying to change the context of the posts.

  28. Excellent. You acknowledge that this is a problem then!

    I will monitor your progress and thoroughness. I don’t envy you the job of deleting the dozens of personal attacks buried throughout Nice Goin Fat’s 2400 posts.

    I’ll check in tomorrow and point out any attacks of his that you missed.

  29. Though I have to admit, I am very curious as to what rules or regulations were violated by me pointing out that screen_name was baiting me to break the law and that I could plainly see it. Odd that you should delete that. It contained no foul language or personal insults.

  30. Odd that your still bitchin about nothing on here. Actually its not odd, as you have nothing better to do in your parents soggy basement besides whackin off and reading the coast

  31. No Basil. Listen up people, I am new here, I have never had a previous account.

    The fact that you continually assume that I am a returning user that you have wronged somehow is rather illuminating.

    How’s that guilt feel? I can see it all over you.

  32. Keep it coming screen_name. Eventually we’ll overwhelm the moderator and the liability will be too great.

  33. …And hopefully she’ll just delete your account and ban you forever. Go away oldhandjob. You’re ruining the board for us all.

  34. haha, what am I gonna do when my term runs out at my current workplace on Friday and return to school on the 8th. Im gonna have to start updating posts from my cell. Or I could drop out of school like Old Handjob and blow myself between commenting here.

  35. Wow, I hardly have to even prod you anymore… Awesome.

    Count up the hateful users! Look at them go! They think I’m wrecking the place? Hilarious!

  36. According to Handjob, I’ll be in jail with you for making incriminating statements; saying I stopped so close to a crosswalk I almost entered it.

  37. and we all wonder why posts don’t get placed promptly…
    there’s a denial of service attach on Mod’s web server because of all the ‘report this comment’ traffic flooding in.

    ok, I know it’s not, but it’s not helping…..
    Let her do her work and play nice….
    she has MUCH better things to do than delete your fucking shite of a post over and over and over and over and over…..

    you both lick cats’ balls in your spare time ok.
    you both really suck. Like bad….

  38. Sidebar from someone who always reads but never comments: oldhand is purposefully trying to rope people into attacking him (or others – he doesn’t care). He’s trying to prove that everyone on this site is more entertained and interested in bashing each other/new-comers/bitchers. I understand the need (and desire) to defend yourselves and to want to tell him to back the hell off but I truly think if you just completely ignore him, his experiment will stop. I think he’s purposely selecting some of the commenters because they are known not to take shit. Good for you for standing up for yourself but this nonsense isn’t going to stop until everyone just ignores him.

    Oldhand – the reason your posts are getting deleted is because you are either violating the Coast’s policy or other readers (such as myself) have been flagging your posts as being inappropriate.

  39. I’ll be happy when all of Nice Goin Fat’s personal attacks on other users are deleted.

    Go report those if you are so offended by this.

  40. Haha Lurker! That makes me sounds creepy : I promise I’m not a freaky old chain smoker with ten cats and a pretend rockstar boyfriend.

  41. Report away folks, if that’s what you want to do. I can tell you that I’m not going through archives to search out anyone’s old posts for no good reason – yours included Oldhand (and yes, they are part of the problem). However if you report them then I will likely pull ’em, unless they are benign. But really, this ‘vendetta’ is tired, and very tiring.

    Maude out.

  42. sorry easy going gal…i meant that in the watching out for us lurker sense^^that makes things clear as mud right? a thousand apologies for the unintended insult…mortified rawk

  43. we’ve all been lurkers at one point.
    it’s not really an insult, just the first step to insanity.

  44. LOVE IS UP MY NOSE SO YOU’D BETTER NOT PICK IT!

    Now that I have your attention: lighten up everyone. You may not like it but everyone’s entitled to their opinion. I think the heat of late’s getting to y’all. Everyone needs to chill. Go to the nearest meat locker and hop in. Mommy and Daddy aren’t always around to see what Little Janey and Little Johnny are doing here at LTWWB, etc. On that note, I’ve tried posting two or three bitches within the last week and NOT ONE got online. Thanks a lot, Coast Editor, for allowing me to NOT speak my mind!

  45. I would report your post Guerilla Funk, but your just throwing gas on the fire. Good job man!

    How did it feel for you? A laugh indicates pleasure.

    Yes, such a nice place to hang out and chat for you all. Does it get any more interesting? Endless personal insults! Hooray! Such a creative outlet!

    Exactly what the editorial staff at The Coast want associated with their paper, yup. You are all a real prize. The Coast should be proud of the quality of readers it has attracted.

    Advertisers will fucking love it.

  46. oldhand: “you’re”, not “your”. 🙂

    And Guerilla_Funk is cool, yo. Don’t hate on the brotha because he stated an observation. And his screen handle is right the frig on as he’s down with some fantastic old-school hip hop. I haven’t listened to Paris – Days of Old in a long time. Thanks for the reminder, GF 😀

  47. Protected me? They had a party for me earlier today. Everyone was there: TTFN, zZz, PrettyKitty, Mind Snap, Dr. Fever, Never Wrong, Z, lehova, martym, Basil, Life Sucks, Ivan the Captain King Kong, PupleFire, and so many more.

    Kay was invited but she sent an RSVP back saying to get over her and that she doesn’t party with bullies. You were invited too.

  48. sodeypop brought some of his namesake. Never Wrong asked it was boiling hot “Texas Style’. PK said sodeypop must be from Montana then they served cake.

  49. “I will monitor your progress and thoroughness. ~oldhandjob

    Ok, I, honest to GOD, am convinced you have narcissistic personality disorder…or some other actual mental illness, OHJ. Who the fuck do you think you are?

    Lost the chip on your shoulder and the superiority complex. You ain’t all that, and no one likes you. GO AWAY already. FUCK.

  50. PK I’m thinking oldhand wears white socks with sandals. And I’m talking those cheap sandals that have straps and you can get at Wal-Mart for like $14.99. Not the cool or athletic looking type you can find in a sport or shoe store. Oh, and with collared shirts that make him look like a dollar store Christopher Robin.

  51. Along with the pointed Spock ears. And tunic. And plastic sword or staff or whatever them narcissistic nerds carry around with them to escape reality.

  52. I hope Oldhand hangs around for a little while, if only to provide a few more evenings of face-palming amusement. Internet vigilantes are always fun.

    Fat, I’ve been reading this board for about 18 months, and never posted. I’m posting today to say- you are awesome.

  53. I’m posting this to thank you, Qubit. Welcome to the board and enjoy your stay with us. I’m sure you’ll be sharing mama jokes and panhandler stories with us in no time 😀

  54. hahahahahaha, that is all i have to say about oldhand’s comments on the love section. he’s going to right the wrongs of the world he is…………………not

  55. oh i’ve been here, i don’t post all that frequently, and then i have a burst of posts

  56. Are you guys using this bitch to post all this stuff about oldhand and NGF because the bitch title is all in caps?

  57. are you there ginger? it’s me, qwerty.
    *sigh*
    those were the days, my old nemesis. those were the days.
    *wiping tear*

  58. you know something, i personally think oldhand should grow the fuck up. if you can’t take the heat here, then by all fucking means, LEAVE. ngf, usually good for a laugh or 50, has been baiting you, and so has a few others here, will you be happy to have this whole fucking site closed down. if that is your goal, then pity on you, it will tae more than your drivel and silly fucking shit to get it locked down. or are you just unhappy that everyone has not included you into this closed world group called LTWWB? if you answered yes, to at least one of these questions, then there is certainly no hope for you to ever become part of this on line community. we rag, rip, and try to humliate each other daily, don’t take it so fucking personal. there are no victems or sheeple here, just fucking people bored and want to bitch about something that ticks them off. this is such a cool area to be, where you can damn near say anything tha you want to, try that shit at the horrid or anywhere else. so, get with the fucking group, or get the fuck out, and stop making yourself look and sound like a complete fucking shithead douchebag.

  59. Awesome. We’ve got LIFESUCKS in on it now.

    I need to grow the fuck up huh? Did you like saying that? Did it make you feel better somehow?

    I can take it alright. It is you guys that can’t take it; Look at you all squirm as I point out exactly what you are doing.

    Yeah, really fucking hilarious.

    Oh you’re gonna hate me alright. Keep digging that grave for this site. You all so it so well.

    I’m just waiting for TTFN to pipe in – that will be the last one to fall. I suspect they are not actually a sadist pervert and so may remain silent.

    I can’t take it?

    Look at you people. Just fucking look at you. Pathetic.

  60. i vote that we all not talk to oldhandjob or about him all day. i bet it will drive him nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. talk to whom? I’m not sure who you are referring to…
    and dollars to doughnut cock rings that’s not the real qwerty.

    I’d bet it’s ‘princess bitch’ before her….
    especially with the Ginger reference.

  62. OK Qubit is a sadist too. You love Nice Goin Fat? I guess you must be into child abuse and incest too then?

    ********
    haha, what am I gonna do when my term runs out at my current workplace on Friday and return to school on the 8th. Im gonna have to start updating posts from my cell. Or I could drop out of school like Old Handjob and blow myself between commenting here.

    Posted by screen_name on August 31, 2010 at 3:22 PM
    ********

    Discussion of AUTOFELLATIO. How’s that sit with you Hamachi House? That looks good right beside your ad. Oh yes.

    Delete it mod.

  63. Well lets look at oldhand. He/she thinks they have the power to ban people and close down the site. He/she has no concept of advertisement. So let me tell you what advertisers like. They like a lot of people looking at their advertisements, hence with all of oldhand’s comments, insults, and all around pissing, he/she is inadvertently bringing more people to the site (cause everyone loves idiotic trolls) to see the advertisements.

    The only true power oldhand has is to get themselves banned until the next newname.

  64. Bro Tim, that is not how it works in the real world.

    You all still think I am someone you wronged in the past. Can’t you see what that says about yourselves?

  65. stop talking to it, if not for yourselves think of maude. the poor thing is going to have a list about 200 pages long of every post made today because i’m sure it will report every single relevant or non relevant post.

  66. This is not a troll. This is real. Trolling is what you guys do.

    You see, you cannot separate the internet from the real world, it is part of it, I would have thought you guys would have learned that here.

  67. Oldhand, the little Coast bitch from the East. Your such a little bitch I hope you choke on your pancakes fucker. You are the bitch of 2010. I will never forget how much of a pussy ass bitch you are. Go do something productive today fucking fairy. Watching more pornos isnt “productive”. Mow the fucking lawn or something. Your parents are so sick of you freeloading in their basement. Im giving you a chance to shine now fulfill it fucktard.

  68. “You see, you cannot separate the internet from the real world, it is part of it, I would have thought you guys would have learned that here.”

    Holy shit! Now THAT is the ultimate in projection! Discuss while I get ice cream for PK and PF and my new buds screen_name and Qubit. Hooray!

  69. Let’s lock moldhandjob in a freezer before you get the ice cream.
    mmm… ice cream…. oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh!! (Homer)

  70. Ice cream?! Fuck, yes! I just finished work, and my apartment is stifling.

    Oldhand, you asked a question earlier which deserves a response. It was something to the effect of “How would Hamachi (a Coast advertiser) feel about their ad being next to the comment feed from LTWWB?” I have it on good authority that neither the owners, nor the GM, give a flying fuck. They honestly thought I was joking when I posed the question.

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