Hey, what kind of a jackass approaches a cyclist from behind, gets beside the cyclist to the point where the cyclist is about at the front passenger door, and then makes a right hand turn into a perpendicular street?

A fucking asshole, that’s who.

Happy Spring, fuckhead. —Cranky

This article appears in Feb 28 – Mar 6, 2013.

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  2. This is why I place my bike on the bike rack attached to my car and drive to an area that has bike paths. However, some cyclists do not have that convenience.

    I used to bike to and from work. But with motorists plowing down peds, what chance does a cyclist have?

    By the way, I always follow the traffic rules whether it be on foot or pedals.

    And to the cyclists at Point Pleasant. NO BIKING on weekends or Holidays. Shit! The first time my wife and I walked our bikes through there, Ranger Rick said he could fine us, while another Ranger to us you can walk it as long as you don’t ride it on said conditions.

    While I’m on a rant. DOG OWNERS at parks. Clean up after your pet FFS. Hanging plastic bags of dog shit on trees is not the proper way of disposing the turds.

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  5. If you can’t avoid hitting cyclists, pedestrians and other cars, I suggest you throw your keys away and take the bus.

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