What the fuck is with all the tough guy-wannabe’s in this city? It’s like half the male population actually think they are good enough to go off to the UFC or something. I can’t walk down the street without some bad ass wanting a staring contest or something. I’ve been boxing and I’ve been in martial arts all my life – I’ve been around world champions and world class fighters. You silly buggars aren’t even close to being in the same ballpark!!! And even if you are a tough guy, WHO THE FUCK CARES??? The great fighters I’m referring to don’t walk around acting tough. Why do you? If you’re such a bad ass, go to a gym and train properly and get a real sanctioned fight. It’s gonna take a lot more than lifting a few weights and having some mean looking tattoos. Until then why don’t you just go about your business, keep your tough guy looks to yourself and fuck off before you bite off a whole lot more than you can chew. Instead of the dirty looks try a smile assholes!!!
—RST
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
Ditto for the “homies”. Ever been to Brooklyn? Think these guys would ever survive there? They’d come home crying before Gangsta’s Paradise was over.
What the fuck is with all the passive aggressiveness in the city?!!? Yeah I’m talking about all you people who smile at me as I walk by but secretly hate my taut body and barb-wire tattoo. Just because I wear socks in my sandals, a stylin’ profilin’ haircut and a shirt that says ‘tap-out’ does not mean that I don’t have feelings to! Why not approach me and we could train together? I could show you some techniques to be more assertive and you wouldn’t have to go home and kick your dog because you can’t stand up for yourself!
Yaaah!
RST,…. it will be better once you get out of the slammer and back on the street, meanwhile hang in there.
I was listening to some music once walking home late at night and someone said something (inaudible from the music, but I could tell it was something along the lines of “wanna go?”) so I tossed him some spare change and continued on.
Socks in your sandals? Come on, you have to know that’s just wrong.
I’ll have to defer to PAS, socks in sandals are wrong, no matter how tough you are. That is plain wrong.
I hate people.
Of course you hate people, your a fucking turkey! Hey, Unc’, why don’t you come over for Thanksgiving Dinner? Come a few hours early so we can get to know each other before the whole gang show up and start gobbling.
Perhaps RST is personifying an image and the tough guys are just responding.
“I’ve been boxing and I’ve been in martial arts all my life – I’ve been around world champions and world class fighters.”
Have you got a swagger? Maybe your confidence is being read as cockiness. You maybe creating your on Bitch. Like a self-fulfilling prophecy. And yes, Halifax is full of shit-bags and wannabes.
i am not surprised
Years of puffing up on Muscle Milk and panting at the gym – costly. Carrying a gun or a knife – way fucking easier.
Socks and sandals. Ew!
maybe there’s a relationship between this testosterone-motivated bitch and all those other bitches about HRM men being usually sexually aggressive. I think it’s par for the course given all the fucking “Friendly Nova Scotians” around here
Yes, men in other cities around the world are way different than the Halifax men. Halifax men are bred differently. Montreal, Vancouver and Toronto men are very subdued and polite. They have had all the testosterone bred out of them, because of the horrendous rash of gang murders. It is so tranquil in other cities now. Happy and peaceful. No fights after the bars close, no squeeling of little Civic tires, no construction workers harrasing female passersby…just nice gentlemanly behavior. Nice. Move there. Enjoy 🙂
Bullshit. Douchebaggery is a transglobal phenonemon that knows no borders. Hence, My New Haircut. For those living under rocks…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Cranky..kidding…really…sarcasm.
Cranky, that was the best. Reminds me of the “combat zone” in Boston ;~)
I’m a fan of that video Cranky..have you seen the following? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4…
I don’t grok sarcasm. Autism or something. Computers make it worse.
haha, yah Jiz in My Pants has been a fave for awhile now.
Here y’go. This usually brightens my day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY…
Cranky..that was just wrong..lol
Don’t worry, OP, you’re safe. Judging by the headlines, no-one in HFX starts a fight unless it’s 8-on-1.
Id rather see a buch of retards with tapout clothes on and think they are in the UFC than a bunch of idiots thinking that they are tupac shakur.