She could get past your cigg smoke stained teeth, ape-like hairiness and crooked nose, but you couldn’t get past her FRECKLES?? Did I hear that right??? Dude, this is why you’re 39 and still single! Next time take a look in the mirror and then maybe you’ll think twice before rejecting a girl who actually looks better than you do. Gaaahhh!!! —”Matchmaker”

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  1. I’m waiting for some wanker to drag a freckled person before the Human Rights Inquisition for not conforming. As a freckled beast, I’m willing to be the victim.

  2. I find a lot of men who aren’t, shall we say, appearance-advantaged, will reject a very attractive girl, usually on the basis of something that isn’t even there. They can’t keep up, and they know it.

  3. I agree, Rawr. Buddy probably knew the girl was out of his league and was worried SHE’D reject HIM, so he did the rejecting beforehand.
    Or he truly believed she wasn’t pretty enough, which I actually don’t think is too far-fetched– plenty of average or ugly guys in this city think they can get a supermodel. If this is the case, he gets the title Number 1 Delusional Man in the city by me.

  4. i love freckles….

    I love soft clear skin

    Many moons ago, many freckles swam close together and made malata.

    I love malata…

    then there’s the dark irish with the odd mole or two. What’s wrong with a few moles….

    all women are beautiful….

    But,one is all i can handle, and she has freckles.

  5. It depends – there’s freckles, then there’s ginger freckles. A kajillion ginger freckles would gross me out and I ain’t no prize pig. Besides, I would be too tempted to take out a Sharpie and try to connect them.

    I have yet to meet a ginger haired woman that wasn’t like a half-fucked cat in heat and twice as crazy.

  6. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! what a sexless loooser! Hey peoples, unless your good looking don’t reject someone for there looks! Ugly dudos should be honored to have a women just look at them ha! Glad I’m hot, cause I like my women on fireee!

  7. I think if you’re 39 and not actively pursuing something you’re probably ok with being single. Not everyone wants to be in a relationship or are willing to make the necessary compromises/lifestyle changes.

    I’ve never seen a matchmaker actually make a good match.

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