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Guys wearing shorts should never sit in the confines of waiting rooms with their legs splayed wide unless they are absolutely certain that everyone else in their vicinity wants to smell their crotch odours.—Oceanlady
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2010.
37 Comments
yeesh tmi oceanlady…tho i would much rather view dangling testes than inhale their goatishness
Dirty genitals in general are disgusting. Hygiene people!
Ew.
I scrub a little harder down south to ensure the guys smell less like vinegar during the summer months.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Oh and if you want oral…ever… stay clean!
oceanlady love, then there wouldn’t be any more matches or unions between the sexes. truth in advertising goes a long way. last year, i was in docs office for eyes, old girl bout 70 comes in, sit down, with skirt on. happened to look her way, and she uncrossed her ler legs, not i gotta tell you, that little diamond patch was cute. and didn’t look like the owner at all. then not 5 minutes later, a young chicky 16 or so, strolls in, sits next to her, and low and behold, a venus mound to put any to shame. now let’s not forget one thing here, i’m only human. and here are two females oppsite to me, knowningly showing me there goods. being a guy, things get up, and by the time i was called, it was near the point of no return. and yes, you could smell the sex coming from both those goodie boxes. loved it, and hope to see either again sometime.
You must be quite the stud LS. Any pearls of wisdom to share with us so we too can get more ladies to show us their goods?
lol oh i need to see just what LS looks like now lmao
I don’t believe for a second that actually happened LS.
Gross. Thankfully gay guys are much more hygienic than your run of the mill str8 boi.
yes fizz it did. i would not bullshit you at all about this. i can probly take you to within 500 feet of where both live at. i’ve seen them again, and they are withing 10 minutes of me. and about the blowjob, fizz, i love the way you think.
What the hell kind of eye doctor do you go to LS????! Do they have Penthouse sitting there for reading material, as well??
but a better question would be… How are your eyes?
v.o.t., just your average looking dude. i don’t deem myself as good looking, but have never in my life, finding a match, if i wanted one. paingirl hon, i would still love to meet you, just as a hello thing. well hell, that goes for all the bitchers on here. let’s try for a meeting somehow. maybe at the coast’s office on a certain saturday this summer. how about editors. wanna see the people behind the names?
and haigirl, my eyes weren’t too bad then, but they opened wide at the views.
A gentleman would have averted his gaze instead of sneaking peeks.
A lady would have wore underwear
A little talc or baby powder does wonders.
Chicks on the other hand: go for it. Don’t forget to act all ‘I’m shy and oblivious to whats going on’ as well, that makes it that much better.
mmm, baby powder better than patchouli…which has reared it’s smelly spring head
I’m going to live on Galiano island in the centre of hippydom where patchouli is used in lieu of soap and removal of stench producing body hair 🙂
i’m no gentleman, and it looked good enough to eat.
Martym, why on earth would you want to live in a place that smells, looks and sounds like Lillith Fair?
WAUGH
Patchouli is preferable to cobblers anyday!
ewwwwwwwww
good point Ivan; MONEY and the surroundings are nice i guess 🙂
how about that for to much sensory information bucko
i haven’t washed in years
let me think 1982 yep thats right i’m older then i look
Your move Mod 4.0.
is it something i said or is it how i look what did i do wrong
…and the whales Marty. I’d love to live in a place where I could see wild killies from time to time.
yeah, g’ma needs to be buried.
70 and 16… Which should I be more disgusted by…
16 haha
I thought i read somewhere that the bacteria on your skin, can be part of the cause of body odour. especially strong body scent.
Perhaps if one would just wash a bit more often, the problem could be brought under control.