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To the shitbag(s) who broke into my SUV, I hope you enjoy the $1.50 in change you got. I especially hope you enjoy the two coffee cards you stole… Joke is on you loser, one hasn’t been reloaded so the balance is ZERO and the other has $0.45 cents…enjoy. —Laughing at the Losers
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2012.
106 Comments
Actually, the joke ISN’T on him… You’re unfortunately the one with the broken window. I guess he’s just the one that did the “work” for no real benefit. 🙁
Nope, window wasn’t broken! And the little shitbag got nailed in the morning by 7 people who chased him down and held him til the cops came! Karma baby
Karma be fucked. It’s justice, poetic or otherwise. Hope the 7 bystanders don’t wind up being charged for violating the poor disadvantaged yout’s civil rights. >; )
“But officer, his neck made that crackling sound before we even touched him…
honest.”
Bet it feels really good getting that empty coffee card back, eh?
justice.
It’s not about an empty effing coffee card. It’s about having your sense of security and safety robbed. I WORK for my stuff as I’m sure the poster does. Have your home or vehicle broken into and see how that robs your sleep!! “What’s that noise? Is it that shithead coming back for my map of NS, stale gum and old CDs???” It doesn’t matter….they are MY map and MY CDs and MY gum. You don’t have the right to my things because you want them!!
And good on the citizens who were probably also tired of some drugged out kid thinking the rules don’t apply to him. Maybe this will get him into a program that will straighten him out before he breaks into your home with a registered (ha) weapon and wants more than your stale gum.
you had to work for an empty coffee card?
I’m pretty sure you can just take them at the front of the line.
they’re just sitting there.
So Vista, why didn’t you include your comment in your bitch? It kinda rounds up the scene, doesn’t it?
Or maybe this wasn’t you?
Just another Dartmouthian who has had my car broken into by drugged out morons looking for change or cigarettes.(By “broken into”, I mean if I leave the car unlocked they go in, my fault I suppose? Invitation I suppose?) If they were neat about it, I might not even know they were there! They strew shit all over the car and leave the car door open, light on…draining my battery and my peace of mind. My car is 12 feet from my back door. What’s to stop them from seeing if my house is open while I’m asleep?
I think you’re missing the point of the original poster. It’s a violation, even if they take nothing. But dammit…sometimes I want a piece of stale gum!! Mor than one night I’ve stayed up to catch them. Even if I don’t know what I’d do if I caught them…the police aren’t helpful at all…
i thought we had this same bitch a few weeks back, deja vu anyone?
Karmeleon, I’m trolling on purpose because the OP is clamoring on about how the ‘joke’ is on the punk for not getting anything out of it. They DID get something… as you mention they took that sense of security.
If OP were so pissed, they wouldn’t go on the offensive about how the jerk got nothing out of it, they should be even more pissed (as I was a few months back when MY car was busted into and nothing taken) that it was completely senseless. I’m guessing though that no windows were broken in their case so it wasn’t out of pocket.
This complacency about the rise in petty crime just makes me fume. I’ve had strangers in my house, going through my things deciding which of my things they wanted for themselves. Jewelry that wasn’t worth as much as the memories attached to them, a kick-ass camera I’ve never replaced and my favourite carry-on luggage with which to take it all to the pawn shop.
They were in my childrens’ bedrooms!!!!!
Then the police ident team said, “Sorry, we can only dust for fingerprints on white things”. Wtf??
So sympathy for the thief kinda burns my ass…
@Mister Meaty…my comment wasn’t included with my bitch cause I submitted the bitch last week when the incident happened…it only got posted today.
kar., it’s a big fucking world, with a lot of shit in it. don’t take me wrong. i emphasise with you. if anyone eer tried to get in here, with or without my being home, well then they get what they get, and trust me, it wouldn’t be nice, or pretty.
me here, they die, me not here, ditto. i got my joint rigged for anything, and that is the truly gruesome part of it. people will actually steal garbage, if you wrap it nice, and leave it where it can be easily gotten. i know a guy in toronto, that had a nice big pile of doberman shit, stolen out of hids car a few years ago. he was a mean son bitch, but you gotta love the idea.
yep, these nice folk of halifux, will swipe anything to get some dope or a bottle.
look out tho, the worst 2 weeks are ahead. keep everything you can out of site in car, and invest in a ear piercing alarm. one that will wake the dead, or the welfare cases living in their mother’s basement playing w.o.w. all day and night.
emphasise!
Empathize? lol. Anyway, thanks. I just want to catch one of those motherf*ckers trying to get in when I’m home.
I’ll go Pacino on their ass. It’s MY gum!!
pound the fuck out of them, and tell cops they fell while trying to run away. your word against scumbags are better.
“i got my joint rigged for anything,”
Really? Is it a lock on the door, Blow Me? I don’t believe you have anything “rigged”. I’m willing to bet that’s bullshit, just like 98% of your bullshit stories. Ya Jackass!!!
harper, suck my great big fat dick, like you want to. that’s why you are upset at me, isn’t it/ you’re gay, and i wouldn’t give you the time of day. but don’t get me wrong people, i like gays and humans too, but harper, well , you folks figure it out.
Are you saying that being gay is something to be made fun of? An insult? That “gays” are some sort of subclass of human? Good job, Numbnuts!!!
Nah dogman he ain’t saying that and you know it. But why would you worry we all know you ain’t gay. Right, dogman????? 😉
Hey dogman if you don’t think blow has er rigged why don’t you try it out. That would be one way of getting you off the boards!
Sounds like you really are mad as hail bout that dolla fiddy boo, ya wrote a whole bitch about it. 2 dollar made you holla! Hope dey come back and take out yer headlights.
Try locking your car door, Fucknuts.
Locking the door is not going to stop those who really want in. It isn’t about the money for most of us who have been victim of a car theft, it’s about being scared. I had mine broken into some years ago and while they did damage the car to jack it, that wasn’t the point. I was terrified. That’s what makes me angry, how it changed me.
Harper, he actually said they are mutually exclusive.
“i like gays and humans too”
He’s gotta keep the crooks out… running all those pentium 2’s he’s got in there.
I’m willing to bet even clustering them wouldn’t give the same processing power as a smartphone.
You’ve no reason to lock your shit up, man.
No-one wants that crap.
A person’s sense of safety is worth more than any possession a thief can steal from you.
Bory-“A persons safety & security is worth “
http://www.gunsinternational.com/Mossberg-…
WHen I am in my home …. I feel very secure aka safe ~:)
fuck yoiu zzz.they are not pentiums,they are brand new. i ordered them offline,they cane, ina box addressed to me asshole. if you want to come see them, ill leave my door open,and you can take your chance in my traps. be careful though,you might see woggers and me nakid,we cant keep our hands off each other
Ew.
“i ordered them offline,they cane, ina box addressed to me asshole.”
Ordering offline? Is that like buying at the store?”They cane” You mean they arrived, you weren’t talking about corporal punishment in Southeast Asia. In a box addressed to your asshole? How rude! I’d have something to say to that supplier.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough.once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, fuck it, i’ll soldier on.
omg trood lol *dead*
that blowme is hil -fucking- larious. how you doing that steve/kitty. have your fun now. cause soon, it won’t be funny anymore. yep, the old suckster can take a laugh from you, but you will never be me, in any circumstance. there is only one, and you all should be as thankful as fuck. pentium 2’s indeed. nope, actually they are dual wquad p-4’s, with a cpu performance of 3.6 gigahertz each. and i’m running 8 gigs of ram in each one, tiered with 6 gigs of extra ram on standby. they are multi layered and stacked as a server unit right now. each one could actually control a shuttle i space. but you know alll this, don’t you steve? cause you so smart it hurts your tiny little fucking peanut brain. do slugs actually have them, will have to get one to disect tomorrow.
http://funny.desivalley.com/wp-content/upl…
Blow sweetie. I see you have confused the masses all to hell honey. You gotta remember to dumb it down a little when you talk techie stuff on here to them. I admit sweetie, you do know your stuff, and I mean ALL your stuff, computers included. I don’t even pretend to know what most of that stuff means and I freely admit it. The lowlifes on here though, I see, you have confused all to Hell! Strangely enough you have the power to silence them all with your superintelligence. You’re a genius honey; what more can I say. All that computerese talk is turning me on honey……You definetely DA MAN!
http://www.funnywallphotos.com/wp-content/…
first off ivan, you would have to get thru all the firewalls and encryptions that i have. then you would have to have access to the 32 letter/number passcode to even try to get in my system. not only that, they are sealed and weld shut, so that no one, ceptin me, can ever get in there. as to hacking, nah, that is just not even remotely possible.
i see the jokers are still fucking around here.
Hay Suckster, never underestimate the resourcefulness of a cayute kitteh >; )
actually ivan, going out today to look at some new i-5 systems. the ones i want are quad core, and capable of almost 5 gigahertz cpu speed. 3500 bucks each. ouch.
Early Xmas present? I’m a big fan of self-gifting. *giggity*
‘Take your chance in my traps’
Fake profiles are funny when it’s not your fake profile
‘Blow sweetie. I see you have confused the masses all to hell honey. You gotta remember to dumb it down a little when you talk techie stuff on here to them. I admit sweetie, you do know your stuff, and I mean ALL your stuff, computers included. I don’t even pretend to know what most of that stuff means and I freely admit it. The lowlifes on here though, I see, you have confused all to Hell! Strangely enough you have the power to silence them all with your superintelligence. You’re a genius honey; what more can I say. All that computerese talk is turning me on honey……You definetely DA MAN!’
orly
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Cheesh dogshit now your into copying and pasting what the #1 Woggers writes? Good for you my lad, perhaps you will learn something. Kinda like writing lines in school as a kid. the more you copy and paste my fabulous posts the better chance we all have of you growing into a person of some intelligence. Well, maybe. But hey we can hope can’t we?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FC0LYCmBAKU/TwVz…
wogslutisblowme
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Thank you for the attention Dogman. the Woggers LOVES attention. Don’t try to be Blow. He gives the Woggers attention IN PERSON, whereas you, dogshit can only dream and try to give it online. But, hey, attention is attention. Thanks buddy.
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/stfu…
What the fuck are you talking about, Wigpig? Please learn the difference between, your and you’re. If you learn to master this one, evasive little trick, you’re well on your way to being the Mensa member you claim to be.
“first off ivan, you would have to get thru all the firewalls and encryptions that i have. then you would have to have access to the 32 letter/number passcode to even try to get in my system. not only that, they are sealed and weld shut, so that no one, ceptin me, can ever get in there. as to hacking, nah, that is just not even remotely possible.
i see the jokers are still fucking around here”
You have all that, Blow Me? You really welded your “server” shut. I’m no expert, but, I’m pretty sure that a server has to be kept at a consistent temperature, which I’m betting, is nowhwere near 1600 F like an active welding rod would be. Also, if you built a system the was “unhackable”, I pretty sure you’d be working for the CIA or NASA or something. But hey, if you want to live in a world of make believe…?
yes gary ,you are woggers
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will you give the littleone a special christmas package gary ?will you showher your woggers.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Harper isn’t Blowdog, I can’t picture him using the word ‘fabulous’ plus he’s not a fan of MM. I’m not Blowdog either, I’m not a disciple of Monsieur nor do I know Dennis Cato.
Dennis Cato is Montrealman’s real name.
I just googled Dennis Cato and it gave me contact information for an address in…Lachine!
i don’t think so. i think they are separate people, but are NOT in a physical relationship.
wogdog appeared in august, full of sound and fury on all sorts of subjects. esp women ‘giving it away for free’ . dogs. breastfeeding. hating men unless they were very hygenic and had fat wallets. here is a quote from her directed at blow-me
Blow: From what I heard you do have the ONE Tooth left. Take care of that bad boy since it is your final one. As far as me Never knowing your expertise. Finally man you got it right. I WILL NEVER KNOW BY CHOICE. PERIOD. As I said I prefer solitude to, in your case, snaggletooth people..
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Posted by wogdog on 09/17/2012 at 11:08 AM
i don’t think blow-me would have said that about himself. he gets affronted pretty easily. however, he seems to be insane to get a woman, and will forgive almost anything. a couple of months ago he started in on wogdog, trying to get her to private email him for ‘a plan’. there were several posts about it. she was pooh-pooh at first then seemed to get more more interested as the attacks on her posts escalated. and all of a sudden, they are a couple. all lovey-dovey. it’s all fake. but i think they are two people. wogdog wouldn’t give him the time of day in person, according to people who have met him in person he smells quite strongly of cigarettes, and he is poor. but she would be willing to go along with the ‘plan’ because they both have an axe to grind here. wogdog may be a created persona by someone, but not by blow-me. ‘her’ comments are usually well parsed. and usually well spelled. i think any errors are typos caused by speed.
i would be interested to know if wogdog has allowed blow-me to have a phone conversation with her yet. blow, if she hasn’t, ‘she’ is a guy. and any pic she has sent you is fake.
however, i think she is a real, female, nasty person. and one of the most hypocritical so-called christians that ever scuttled across the earth.
i hope it was dc himself who let his real name be known. if not, that’s wrong.
I tend to agree, GDM. I will say that Blow Me has a certain way of ending sentences incorrectly, that has appeared to be transposed in some of Wigpigs comments. I think that’s just a coincidence though.
No matter. This fake relationship has run it’s course, and unfortunately for two people I will leave unnamed, the “joke” has been beaten and stomped into the ground.
DING,DING,DING. That’s why you have referred to Monsieur as Dennis a couple of times. Didn’t make the connection.
Hah! I googled Dennis Cato too. Apparently he used to teach at a high school in Pierrefonds. There’s even pics! Wearin’ a suit to teach a high school class, uman! And he actually does have a wife, named Mary Lou. I couldn’t find any pics of her neck tattoo.
http://www.pchsgrads.com/pictures/teachers…
The people in that pic look super 90s.
It was Hugo who sussed him out, about 2 years ago, fairly early on in MM’s run here on LTWWB. He also publishes under the pseudonym “Annie”
Other affectionate nicknames have included Pennis Flato, Flacid Playdoh, …well, you get the picture.
i don’t think froodle is mm, sentence structure (lack of) is all wrong. which means someone else has outed him. even though it appears that several people did know his real name, we didn’t use it.
so what’s the deal with real names here? if someone knows your real name they can paste it all over the comments? and then google you? any rules of courtesy or behaviour about outing someone?
I don’t think Blowdog/Froodle is MM either. I thought MM gave out his own shizz, by providing Hugo with a link to something he wrote. I would think if you don’t want people to know your real name, don’t put it all over the internet. My real name is Mel, and oddly enough my full real name is the name of a character from a movie, so Googling myself is never too exciting! Although years ago, I Googled myself and I stumbled upon one of those “missed connections” type things on Kijiji, that was about me. The author was a friend I stopped hanging out with because I found them creepy, GO FIGURE.
he gave me the same link about an article he presented and i looked it up. after that i took a couple of pokes at him based on some of his life events, but was very careful to make it ‘inside jokes’ only that no one else would pickup on. i suppose if he gave out the link he doesn’t mind the possibility. one doesn’t have much control over how often your name appears on google.
WTF is a “froodle”?
who knew? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
The froodle could be Biscuit, it seems a bit his style.
I know it’s difficult to imagine but, at one time, Montrealman was quite the divisive personality here at LTWWB. You think we’re hard on Bogslag? Phhhht – she’s nothing but a midge on a warm summer evening. The professor inspired some truly pathological levels of vitriol in the early days. Now, for me at least, he’s a part of the fabric of the site. Being treated to his Olympian disdain is the equivalent of a bag of Christmas cookies from Painey or being hit on by Suckulous, or getting a lovingly made wartoy from L’atelier du Ivan.
Just another lost soul saying, in their own unique way, “Thank you for being my friend”
Never happening for you Saghog. >: )
I learned something today…I have a Froodle 🙂 I did not know that.
I outed Smeagol indirectly, by linking to an article written by him. The only reason I looked him up was to see if he really was who he claimed to be, I just couldn’t believe that a Phd was that stupid.
Lachine – Yup. Real ritzy neighbourhood, eh?
This site is more fun then I ever thought it could be. The drama with Blow Me and wogdog, brilliant. Dennis Cato, made it even better. The connections between Dennis Cato, Halifax and Lachine, Lachine’s proximity to Montreal. Cato’s lovely teaching background, Montrealman’s lovely educational boost in every post. Dennis Cato’s postings in the Chronicle Herald seeming to be identical to Montrealman’s postings on here. Dennis Cato’s name having been posted on this site in the past. So much fun.
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
http://thechronicleherald.ca/metro/97680-h…
Who knew, indeed, Painey.
PisP
The best way to describe MM is megalomaniac. Still, my fav poster.
ok, I admit I’ve been way too busy today… but getting back to wonder-gums…
That’s quite the secure setup ya got there… except for the fact you already mentioned you don’t even have a password on your wireless router.
(Likely because it involved both memory and mental capacity to set it up)
Yet another BS story busted.
It’s not even fun anymore.
(Yes I remember when people mention shit like that…. wonder why…)
zzz, i don’t use that system anymore. i link up to a satelite now, and the reception is a hell of a lot better. download speeds like out of this world. don’t go all huffy on me, but there is free web for anyone that wants it, you just have to know where to get it, and how to tie in.
i used this to get my netview t.v., and a few other things. this is actually a free standing wave system, that even the gubment can’t fuck with. and yes, you can incode the fuck out of it too. not on the main signal, but coming to you. i have a fantastic code, that i don’t even think nasa could break, unless they melt down all my shit trying. because the second that an incorrect charactor is typed in, this system goes lava. so i have to be real careful here too.that’s why i have an administrated password set up. you need a password, to get to the password. cool eh. but hell, it’s me.
sorry zzz, that should have read as, linked up directly to satelite. no wires or other shit to even show me as on line.
he spends months telling everyone they are shit tohim,and now hes sucking them for friendship. is the troll tired?nice backpedaling too when caught in lie.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
wondergums made me larf.
narf.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
i made the connection, myself. i run it from my, spaceship inmy, dytorage space. so fuck you zzz you asshole.
you also have to, tyope a passowrd, to get a password, to get to the page, where you get access to my site that i made with my, password so you can get to my access password. to then get to my screen where i put my administrator passew3rod in. this then leads you to a maze, and at the end of the maze, you have to answer 245 question properly, or it will blow up your computer.
Hey Dogshit: You’re right you aren’t any expert at anything especially pretending to be my honey. No one, especially the Woggers #1 bought your amateur shit. You suck. Period. And not in a good way 😉
http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.7738280.030…
back to normal
narf.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
have you alwaysbeen a slut or did it develop when you hit menopasuse?
also,does douching get the pissycat smell out of your gunt,or do you rent the bluesteamcleaner from super store?
andi like that you and blowhole truly believe you are standingup to bullies like two defiant badasse s. it looks completely different to anyone with a modicum of class or inteligence.but please,do go on.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Ok, psycho. Let’s get one thing straight. I have no interest in even pretending to be your sweetie.
it’s ok woggers. that old shithead harpie, is an asshole, and someday will, meet his maker. bu till then, will be miserable, and alone and ,on welfare. can’t wait to see you tomorrow, sweet baby. i got you some edible, underwear, too. xoxo =====)
Blow honey, where are you? I must admit i’m feeling a little lonely tonight, why don’t you come over and keep me company? Can we skip dinner this time tho and just go straight for dessert? You know which hole feels the best. xoxoxo mmm
I hate it when vomit comes out of my nostrils.
just got back from uncle bucks for, some clams and chips. they were good.i couldnt help thinking, about your umm, you. ill be there as, soon as i can my little, woggie.
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Can we skip dinner this time tho and just go straight for dessert? You know which hole feels the best.
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Oh, is his daughter staying over?
PisP
Well, since Ivan isn’t here, there’s something I have to say…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe…
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And Paul, just to fill you in buddy you don’t know me so knock off the dissing or you will get more than you bargained for.
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Go fuck yourself, “lady”. Save the threats for your boyfriend’s limpy. He’s been threatening me for months and he was full of hot air and jizzfog, and impotent. Don’t think just because you farted in his mouth in a 69 that you’re going to start making threats too.
You losers are King and Queen of Jack Shit, otherwise known as Lord And Lady Doosh-a-bag.
So go fuck yourself, and rim Jesus while you’re at it.
Don’t mistake my words for anger. You’re not important enough for me to get mad at. You’re a huge joke. You two are the Prince and Princess of a dungheap. Of a shartstain. Of nothing.
Remember that when you two are farting in eachothers’ mouths, Woggie. 🙂
*smootch*!
PisP
more shit here too, relax people, it isn’t me or the woggie posting this shit.this goof has been stealing pics and trying their damndest to incite you all. don’t fucking fall for it, pay no heed to anything that is being saing from now on.
Blow honey, where are you? I must admit i’m feeling a little lonely tonight, why don’t you come over and keep me company? You’re a genius honey; what more can I say. I admit sweetie, you do know your stuff, and I mean ALL your stuff, computers included. the Woggers LOVES attention. Don’t try to be Blow. He gives the Woggers attention IN PERSON.
Brilliant, Paul. Your shots at Wag Bag (oh, she of the brilliantly bleached blonde bunghole) had me in stitches over the morning Cheerios.
The original and ONLY wogdog is LOVING all this flattery and attention. You boys are to be commended for your tenacity. Well, sort of. Fact of the matter is you have put a whole lot of effort into the oldest and most amateur trick in the book. Impersonating a poster. EPIC FAIL in my books. The one and only wogdog, woggie, woggers#1. But, hey, I do appreciate the effort you took. Who knows, maybe just maybe you might have a chance at the old wogdog IF me and blow ever split. Highly unlikely but I will keep you in mind. Gee thanks. 😉
http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads…
I perform for your entertainment, Lady TTFN. I hope no Cheerios flew out your nosehole! Something for the dog, right? 🙂
This jackhole is doing exactly what the Blowhole did: stewing and complaining out loud on the board on one thread, then thanking everyone for the attention on the other threads.
Hey TTFN- at any time in your courtship with HUB-Unit, did he ever tell you he would see you tomorrow instead of tonight, because he whacked off the night before? 36 hours for a recovery period is pretty sad. The smoking and constant whacking to the Sears catalog must have made Blowhole overtired.
Hope to see you soon, Mama TTFN. If I don’t see you before Christmas, hugs and love to you and HUB-Unit and any assorted hounds and kitties in the compound.
Hugs n such,
PisP
“EPIC FAIL in my books.”
Oh, I don’t know. It seems to working just fine from where I’m sitting.
She’s so fucking obtuse, she doesn’t even know when she’s being insulted.
I don’t think it’s being posted as flattery, you ignorant malevolent skank but, hey. Whatever you gotta tell yourself to help you get you through your day……
“IN MY BOOKS” Okay, I’ll play. Here’s what I picture in Wogshite’s library: “50 Shades of Dental Caries” “The Divine Syphilis of the Ying-yang Sisters” – Rebecca Wells “The 50 People You Meet at Bi-Way” – Mitch Albumin “The DaVinci Code for Dummies” “The Whitman-Golden Book of Favorite Paint-By-Number Bible Stories”
AHHHHAAA BI-WAY. Just mentioning that place gets me.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4mIm_OgHc9Y/UIR5…
this isn’t directed at anyone, i just thought it was funnyhttp://i.imgur.com/y5hP3.gif
http://i.imgur.com/y5hP3.gif
So Blowdog, what’s the big plan for tonight?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7876sck…
omnomnomnom zzzzzz.beautiful art print of two puppies playing. little known fact the cleveland sharthund is mostly deaf fromtoo much time inside momdogs bleached asshole.
by the shining beard of dennis cato i swear this to be true.
at the pleasure of the man from montreal i remain,
the fabulous froodle
Bleaching dogs assholes… now there’s a job for Mike Rowe.
I hope it pays well cause it’s a deal-breaker when you tell your date what you do for a living… or in woggie’s case, *shudder* just for fun!
SweetBlow wants a threes ome ZZZman.you want come with? MikeRowe canceled on us so we have a (bleached)opening.the Woggers LOVES attention. Don’t try to be Blow. He gives the Woggers attention IN PERSON.
you imposyter you, leave my wogger alone. why dont you meet me in perason and settle thisn like humans.
I don’t know who Nail Girl is …
“Then there would be the Loves:
“To that totally cool, totally cute bearded guy selling goats at the agora. You were talking about goats but all I could think about were those dreamy brown eyes. I wanted to tell you how I felt but it might ruin a perfect moment. Come check me out, I’ll be working at the crucifixions this weekend.”
Nail Girl”
I thought you were asking Trood his age in relation to this amusing but now, it seems, fallacious love.