“Dude, this is Canada we don’t litter here” I said as some guy, dressed like he’s got better things to think about, desperately tore open his new cigarette package and threw the plastic to the ground.
“I do” he said.
I couldn’t help but reply “You’re awesome!” To which he replied, “No I’m not” as he proceeded to get in his car and drive off.
As I picked up after his carelessness I realized that while that pretty boy will probably get laid tonight, she will most certainly be dumb. It’s nice how a bitch can make you smile. Pun totally intended.—laughing at others shortcomings
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
You sound like an asshole.
are you fucking retarded or what o.p., jesus fucking christ.this bitch should get lamo of the week award.
Actually, I’m kinda with the OP here. You get assholes bitching on here about how all women are bitches, when really in most cases the ones bitching about this are just assholes and the only sane person they would attract would be a fellow asshole in bitch form.
Halifax (especially the Dartmouth part) is absolutely filthy with litter. HRM is one of the dirtiest cities, in terms of litter on the ground, that I’ve been in North America. I’ve been to a lot of cities too, including New York. I hate it when people get all pretentious about how “clean and tidy and sparkling” Canada is supposed to be. I told people at my work that Sacramento, where my in-laws live, is much much cleaner than Halifax, and they completely did not believe me. Then they thought I was making some kind of joke when I said that Halifax is super dirty. Haligonians really have to get their noses out of their asscracks.
Pavillion, Halifax is far from the dirtiest city in Canada. Edmonton has way more garbage on the ground. And at least you don’t really have to worry about stepping on a used syringe like you do in Vancouver!
I agree that the US gets a worse rap than it deserves, though, and I too hate all the pretentious “Canada is so much better than the stupid US” Canadians.
Report his licence plate number to CrimeStoppers for littering. Smokers are constantly littering, throwing butts on the ground and out their car windows. Maybe the nicotine has fried their brains, but those cig butts don’t biodegrade easily.
Hahaha, Crime Stoppers going after smokers. I needed a good laugh at something so stupid today.
i think sebastard keeps our folks in blue very busy
Yeah, to my knowledge crime stoppers is about catching murderers and finding missing persons… I wonder what would happen if someone called that number to report a litter bug.
So you picked up after him and he’s getting laid? Sounds like a good deal to me…
PS. dumb chicks are often great in the sack… You dont have to wife it or anything. Some hot dumb strange can be the best kind…
Seb probably calls 911 to complain about someone cutting his amazing SUV off without causing an accident. “Hello, 9-1-1, thomeone juth cut me off! Yeth I’m theriouth! Of courthe it’th an umurgenthy! Hold on, I’m gonna write down your plate number and report you to Crime Th-topperth!”
I consistently enjoy the fact that the grounds of most major corporate headquarters and government buildings are usually neat and tidy whereas High Schools(nurturing concerned activist youth) and bus stops (saving the Earth through dependable, affordable mass transit) are utter rubbish tips. And the only use to which a garbage can is ever put, is to smash the glass out of the shelters.
Seriously? We’re jumping on the OB for calling out some littering asshole? Wow, Halifax.
I’d love to see every smoker who drops a butt slapped with a fine. This attitude of entitlement needs to stop.
um, he did pay a ‘fine’ of sorts… when purchasing the ciggy’s.
same with tims and their fine for the cup that inevitably ends up on the ground.
and since it’s Friday afternoon on a decent day, I expect this place to be a wasteland so no-one contending my semi-inaccurate statement.
Hahah NGF, thanks for the Friday funny! That ithz sthooooo totally Sebastian_!
Crime Stoppers also seems to have it’s fair share of stupid crimes it goes after judging by the commercials with that old retired cop dude, like those big bad horrible vandals spraypainting “stenciled squirrels” on a school? Seriously, What The Fuck?
“Dude, this is Canada we don’t litter here”
Well then why is there so much litter, then??????
methinks that sebestian dude is just stirring the shit soup pot; nobody can be that big a dick can they? 🙂
I called 911 when my place was broken into and computers were stolen, and the police said “next time please call the non-emergency line”. I guess I am guilty of overreacting.
I think one of the big forest fires north of Edmonton was caused by a cigarette bud carelessly thrown onto the ground, and the guy who did it was slapped with a hefty fine. I think one or two houses were burnt down, possibly including his. I wouldn’t worry too much about biodegradable but possibility of causing a fire.
Does spitting chewed gum onto the pavement count as littering? I saw a sidewalk inside the Halifax Shopping Centre parking complex covered with gum. Very gross when you think about whose mouth those gums must have been from.