For the 2 little peeping toms who caught me wandering around my apartment naked:
It’s my apartment, it’s fucking hot outside and I’ll walk around naked if I want.
And why, on earth did you tell your mother? Why didn’t you do what other 10 and 11 year old boys do and look, giggle and shut up about it?
According to your bitch of a mother you ran back to your apartment and said you could see a naked lady from the window. Thanks a lot for sending that giant ugly beast you call “Mom” over to my door.
I answered (fully clothed by the way) and didn’t even get to say a word before she started calling me a slut!
How the fuck am I a slut because I am in my apartment naked which you little fuckers can only see into if you stand on top of the dryers in the laundry room of your building?
The only room that doesn’t have curtains is the kitchen and yes, I was naked from the waist up letting my dukes take a breather in the freezer and it felt fucking amazing!
I hope your mother relayed my message, that if I catch you peeping again I’ll call the police. Though, honestly, I don’t give a shit that you peeped, it’s your loudmouthed mother that pissed me off.
I also hope she liked my response to her inane question of what kind of damage I thought I did to her little boys. I told her that it’s probably good for them to see what a healthy womans body looks like.
Then I slammed the door in the bitches face. —These are the boobies in your neighbourhood
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.
Guess those boys are visiting for pride week…
cue LS on this one it’s his specialty 🙂 ps: has the mother seen what on like tv/internet these days and she’s all effed up by boobs wtf
Well played, OB! Nudity is natural, ‘specially in this heat!
seriously, the mom was pissed that her 10 and 11 year old boys saw boobs. BOOBS!? She wasn’t being anally sodomized by a goat for christs sakes.
I’m inspired now to rest my ta-ta’s in the freezer for a bit. Sounds like a wonderful idea and if I see the neighbours peeping I’ll just wave…(my hand, not my ta-ta’s)
jesus o.p., can i come and watch, i promise not to tell my mom. mail me here.
tell me where you are devil_girl, and i’ll wave back with something too.
LOL sodeypop. If they were visiting for Pride, I’m quite sure they would have been screaming in horror like a bunch of little school girls after seeing those womanly parts. Such a sight would scare them into a coma.
One swing of my mighty right tit would have send her sailing into a wall. The left one would wait for those fucking goggled-eyed kids…
Selfish little bastards , just had to spill the beans and ruin it for the rest of us.
Giggity.
Can I bring some folding steps as it’s hard with arthritis to climb on top of the dryer?
Sorry LIFE SUCKS…I save my boobie waving for my beau, but in case you want to visualize, in the words of Teri Hatcher – they’re real and they’re spectacular 😉
and by the way, the addy is gary_more@hotmail.com. i will bring own chair.
LS, I think we all know the addy at this point…..
and why were these kids not scolded for peeping???
yeesh.
I mean, if you can’t be naked in your own house, where the hell….
Well played response OP, well played. I walk around naked in my apartment constantly- no one has complained yet but if they did I know exactly what I would say now!
Bravo OP, bravo!
I too walk around mostly naked around my apartment. It feels great! And I haven’t tried being half naked in front of the freezer though, I’ll have to remember that haha.
I think the kids probably just watch a lot of Seinfeld and wanted to have a bet of their own ;D
Ya, I think the invasion of privacy should be a better lesson for the kiddies…whack them upside the head for it. Nudity in my apartment is a regular occurence. Sometimes I wonder if folks can see in, but then I realize, I don’t really care.
“And I haven’t tried being half naked in front of the freezer though….”
“Hello, 9-1-1, it’s melectric. Yeah it’s stuck in the freezer this time.”
Nice one NGF – I just picture the scene in the Christmas story movie where the kids tongue gets stuck to the pole. Except, I’m not picturing a tongue here.
Nudity in one’s own home! Gasp! What is the world coming to??? Hahaha!!!
I’d be bitching too if someone complained about it. First, the kids are out of line then the mother decides to take matters even further past the line with her response to what the kids did. What kind of parenting is this?
In my day, we as kids would have only told other kids so they could get in on the action too. Kid Nation came first. Telling parents would result in some form of unwanted disciplinary action as well as bringing the peep show to a halt. What is wrong with these kids?
I know…kids just don’t have the basic survival skills that we used to.
here’s how to deal with the naked lady next door.
1. Establish nakedness schedule
2. Create optimal but discreet viewing station
3. advertise to a select target audience (no parents)
4. Charge money to your friends to peep
seriously, kids are so lazy these days, they’d rather type “boobies” on the internet than go out there and score a real look.
ain’t nothin’ like the real thing, baby
stupid kids…they probably have over the shoulder boulder holders that would keep your sweater puppets cool…ya know like those cooling coats for dogs. sticking your jugs in the freezer sounds good, but if you need to leave the house a cold gel pac bra might work…i am sure they’re available on the interweb. heehaw
“SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDERS” “SWEATER PUPPETS”
Why didn’t I know you you in high school? *Snort^^
(still giggling – many thanks) >: )
well you might have but my average stay in the higher halls of learning was an average of 6-8 months…and you are always welcome rawk. the league of corbies are all breathing through their mouths, i assume they don’t sweat, but i haven’t uncovered that info in my extremely important research
I don’t know what the mom was so upset about.
This kind of activity is what we had for ‘sex ed’ back in the old days when the raunchiest things on the boob tube were ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and that Julie somebody who played Catwoman on the ‘Batman’ tv show.
I never tire of boobies.
Good for you OP!
As someone who has declared past apartments (when I lived sans parents) “pants free zones”, I applaud you, OP.
Whenever I’m home alone or whenever I live alone, I’m naked. Or I just have undies on. If you can’t get nakkid at home….where CAN you? ffs
Frig sakes. Someone needs to punch these two little bitches (and their fugly ass mother) in the junk.
i love running around my place nekkid, there is so much freedom in not having anything on. and if someone should happen to drop by, well i just throw on a pair of shorts of some type. right black rose? if you want to go au’ natural, then that should be up to you, and by the way, i support naked bike rides, and nudism canada. think i’ll go to crystal cresent beach today, have a nice one peeps.
“…that Julie somebody who played Catwoman on the ‘Batman’ tv show”
how bloody dare you….
Newmar was the greatest Catwoman of all time you twat.
she was a hotty, but eartha kitt wasn’t too shabby either
boo eartha… just boo.
it’s a tie for worst catwoman between her and Halle Berry…
which coincidentally is the only movie I’ve ever actually walked out on just to save the remaining hour of my life.
Who in their right minds thought that would be a good movie?!?!??!
that movie sucked bad, but at least eartha had a nice sultry voice. purrr
@zZz
“how bloody dare you….
Newmar was the greatest Catwoman of all time you twat.”
Do you have her poster over your bed? Do you know her? Do you call her at home?
I am not a twat. You are.
🙂 oooo burn sizzle….
been a while since we got into the old rubber and glue debacle.
It seems I’ve been told.
I suppose I should now cower in the corner and think of how much a stoopid head you are.
Farmer bob to zZz: “I’m rubber and YOU’RE GLUE, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!”
zZz to Farmer Bob: “nuh uh!”
Farmer Bob to zZz: “uh huuuuuh!”
and so on
and so on
I love you guys. <3
500 Quaatlus on the Earthman who self-injures. Tear the Sanctimope a third corn chute.
Mama needs a new pair of Zyyzlnquexes.
“I also hope she liked my response to her inane question of what kind of damage I thought I did to her little boys. I told her that it’s probably good for them to see what a healthy womans body looks like.
Then I slammed the door in the bitches face.”
Can I just say one thing please :).. YOU ARE AWESOME 🙂
and nooo.. I mean it.. I’m not being sarcastic 🙂
Freakin people eh!!!
I can’t decide which I like better, the bitch posts or the hijack posts. ‘Specially the Julie-Newmar-rubber-and-glue-bits. Some people never cease to be entertaining and you know who you are:) Newmar gets my vote for best Catwoman…rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (drool)
she still looks good ol. tho i’m sure there is some poison in there^^^
I think Newmar is my fav too. Very cool and sexy *mouse ears*
Goddamn it, how come I never stumbled across a naked woman in her window when I was 10 or 11? Hell, how come I never stumble across it now? Fuckin lucky kids discover plutonium by accident and then tell their mom. Sigh.