How I hate waking at 3am and needing to pee. Then what makes it worse is while I’m peeing I suddenly need to poop. This causes multiple problems for me now. The first being I enjoy pooping first thing in the morning immediately before showering, not after because I get itchy. The second being I don’t have the choice to hold it in because sometimes it feels really cool. The third of course is being mid pee then having to manoeuvre to a sitting position while forgetting the toilet seat is up and I end up on the fucking bare toilet that probably has my fresh pee splatter on it. If they’d make houses with urinals I wouldn’t have this problem. -I Wanna Go Camping
This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2014.
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Op, if you are getting itchy after taking a shit, maybe you need to wipe better.
Sounds like someone needs EX-LAX!!!! before they go to bed. Not to be confused with snorlax from yesterday, completely different thing there.
just wear diapers, or go die in the bushes. this is the most juvenile thing i’ve heard in months, and that’s really saying something from a guy who works with autistic children.
Sorry OP, you won’t be going camping with this Klyde, at least not in my tent suite.
T. M. effin’ I.