To ANY guy who pisses all over a public toilet seat. CLEAN IT UP!!!! i am NOT your fuckin father, or your nursemaid. its not my job to wipe your piss off so i can use the john. i feel bad for anyone who has to live with a man who cant aim for a hole a foot wide…
Jesus, is EVERY guy a fucking pig?
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.


Try living with someone who does it! Same goes for the lazy bastards that can’t flush a toilet either.
Reminds me of a sign posted in a former workplace bathroom: If you tinkle when you sprinkle, please a sweetie and lift the seatie.